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GOOD MORNING, SMRK! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTONW! HOW ARE YOU?

WHAT'S WITH THIS WESTCOAST HEAT WAVE?!? RECORD HIGHS IN LOS ANGELES? OMG!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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GOOD MORNING! 80% HUMIDITY; WHAT THE FUCK? I ACTUALLY BROKE A WINDOW IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT TO LET SOME AIR IN.
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GOOD MORNING SARAH,GRAHAM, AND CATANDBEARD. IT IS TRUE ABOUT THE RICH THING. I CAN BARELY SEE THE POORS FROM MY GOLDEN CLOUD UP HERE IN WEALTHY SKY CITY. I HOPE THEY ARE WELL AND NOT TOO PLAGUE RIDDEN OR WHATEVER.
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MY ADVISE FOR JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL: TURN IT INTO A MAGNATE SCHOOL, NOT A MAGNET SCHOOL.

YEAH THIS WEATHER BLOWS.
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UPDATED ADVICE FOR JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL: HIRE MAGNETO AS PRINCIPAL.
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UPDATED ADVICE FOR JEFFERSON HIGH SCHOOL: TURN IT INTO A DRAGNET SCHOOL.
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UPDATED ADVICE FOR JEFFERSON HIGHS SCHOOL: TURN IT INTO A DRAGON SCHOOL.
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UPDATED ADVICE FOR MADISON ELEMENTARY: CHURN IT INTO KRAKEN STOOL.
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LATE NIGHT ADVICE FOR EVERYONE: REPRODUCE AND ENTER THE GENE POOL