Masturbator on the Loose in SE Portland

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I'm so tired of people becoming aware of things that actually happen.

Commenty Colin on September 28, 2010 at 1:10 PM

Seems strange that the description of the driver was so specific (how'd they know his height?) but the description of the car is so vague.

Reymont on September 28, 2010 at 1:35 PM

That was what struck me, too, Reymont. Seems like a license plate # would have been an easier glimpse than the color of his slacks.

Nonetheless, I love the Cassano tweet linking to this. Genius.

($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on September 28, 2010 at 1:42 PM

Whatevs-when I was in junior high a guy pulled up next to my friend and I as we were walking down the street and asked if we'd ever seen a "hard licker" while he was vigorously jerking off.

Rite of passage. No mas.

pork chop on September 28, 2010 at 8:49 PM

Smirk, you're so vain, you probably think this public masturbation is about you, don't you? Don't you? Don't you?

on September 28, 2010 at 9:53 PM

Masturbation should be illegal!

Raptured Randy Savage on September 29, 2010 at 10:28 AM