Good Morning, News!

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Why is that video displayed backwards? Is there a specific Glee-ish reason?
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They do exist, they do!
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, MICHELLE!

I'M SURE THAT ABC HAS NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE IN TRYING TO SHOW THAT THE STUDIO AUDIENCE WAS NOT BOOING THAT HORRIBLE CUNT OF A WOMAN.

@MICHELLE: PROTIP; CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL TO COOL-TOWN. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
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GOOD MORNING, ALL! THE WEATHER IS ALL CONFUSED THIS YEAR.
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GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!

TIME TO COMBINE HEADLINES AGAIN FOR A MUCH BETTER STORY:
"ACCUSED PEDO SARAH PALIN TO STAY IN AFGHANISTAN SINGING BRITNEY SPEARS COVERS. AL QAIDA TRY TO KILL HER."
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! THAT BRITTANY FROM LAST NIGHT IS MY FAVORITE. EVER. "IS THIS REAL LIFE?"

MEME-Y GLEE FTW!
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GOOD MORNING PEOPLE! I REALLY WANT TO WATCH THE GLEE VID, BUT I'M AT WORK.

MY HEAD HAS FELT WEIRD FOR MANY DAYS. I NEED NEW GLASSES.
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN PEOPLE. I REALLY LIKE JIMMY CARTER AS A HUMAN BEING.
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OMG -- Glee wasn't gay for once.
Steve at 23 isn't Heather Morris a little old for you.
But since daddy likes, maybe you want to look at her work 2007-2008 for Beyonce and her modeling portfolio.

@Michelle -- That is because a non gay Glee must have came from a mirror universe.
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GM BT. SO IS WSH DEAD YET? DID YOU EVER FIGURE OUT WHAT IS SLOWLY KILLING YOU?
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@GRAHAM - WHEN WILL WE KNOW THAT CAPSLOCK HAS JUMPED THE SHARK? I LIKED IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
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GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY. I PUT AWAY ALL OF OUR FANS AFTER THE MONSOON WEEKEND, AND NOW IT'S HOT AGAIN. WTF.

WHERE IS LAZY DAVE BOW? I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF GLEE.
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GOOD MORNING, ALL. JIMMY CARTER'S DAUGHTER AMY IS AWESOME AND WOULD NEVER HAVE APPEARED ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. I HOPE THERE'S PEANUT FARMS IN HEAVEN.
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MORNING GUYS! FOR THOSE CURIOUS FEW THE LEUKEMIA IN MY LEG HAS GONE AWAY. "PINCHED NERVE" FTW!
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@REYMONT: THE TRICK IS TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY THE THING AFTER EVERYONE ELSE CLAIMS IT'S JUMPED THE SHARK. THAT WAY YOU DON'T COME ACROSS AS A CARPETBAGGER.
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Damn. For a while, I thought the poison I put in your protein shake was working. Also, by "pinched nerve" do you mean caner of the rectum?