My Life as a Critic: Parting Shots

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This is the way to go out. See you this evening.
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Let me guess, you feet are never-nudes.
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aw shucks, thanks patrick. it's been a pleasure working with you, and not JUST because you're a good sport about letting me give you shit in the comments.

You'll be especially missed around TBA time. I literally do not know how I'm going to manage that without you--where the hell else am I supposed to find someone so smart, knowledgeable, and capable of, on 3 hours of sleep, turning out a coherent blog post about incoherent art? (The first time we met was in line for a TBA show... I remember it well. You were wearing a leather vest.)
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Fantastic exit! You'll be missed around these parts. I can't make it out tonight, but I wish you nothing but the best!
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I'll miss your typos. Sorry I'm also missing tonight's do.
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PAC Desktop eHow: right click>save picture as>save to desktop>right click on desktop>display properties>Desktop>browse>select file 1286400318-dlr_2400

Good luck Patrick!
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It's been a wild ride dude. I've had some dang good nights via Last Supper.
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Farewell, taint-licking idiot!
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Farewell, my personal troll! You cutie, you! Thanks for reading! :P :) :*
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kudos, and right click some more.
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GOODBYE PATRICK! Your typos have been like manna from Heven. See what I did there?

Also #fapfapfap See you in an hour or so!
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It was a pleasure meeting you during Round-Up, please stop in and say hi if you're ever passing through. I'll buy you a beer or three and we'll sing the Star Spangled Banner!
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your articles and posts have always been top Mercury reading priority for me. I'm sad to see you go.
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[too sad to type]
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Nice socks, sweetheart. Keep in touch.
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oh, just available for a limited time, huh? hmmm, let's see what Google Cache has to say about that, shall we?