Now's Your Chance: Become Facebook Friends With a Toilet

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1
Pee and poop jokes WITHOUT a downer plea for discussion of mental health funding?! We've really turned a corner with news editors at the Merc.
2
Who are we paying how much to create and maintain this facebook page for a public toilet?
3
This toilet has been locked the two times I've attempted to use it. As in, nobody inside, just locked, midday.
4
That's gotta be an awesome news feed.

"Some dude just took a dump!"

"A junkie just shot up!"

"Some other dude just took a dump!"




5
A perfect metaphor for the cesspool that surrounds it.
6
Sam is already a master of making friends IN a toilet, this seems like a logical extension.
7
Public toilets are great, but the city should really put in some bidets along 82nd...
8
I love how all the suburbanites automatically assume any piece of infrastructure is a refuge for evildoers. Light rail? CRIME TRAIN! Public toilet? SHOOTING GALLERY SHITTER!

It's all very warm and fuzzy until they're making their once-yearly visit for the Rose Festival (or some other such shit) and they actually get some use out of mass transit or a public restroom. Oh wait, they're too uptight to even try 'em.

Stay home, fuckwads. You're too soft. Even for a pussy-ass city like Portland.
9
somebody put a burr under Cunty's nutsack! can't say I'd disagree with his message, though. I've lived here nearly half a decade and I've always been amazed at how frightened most suburbanites are of downtown.
- oooh, that smelly man is asking me for money, and he's not being friendly about it! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!

pussies, the lot of 'em.
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@Todd. +1 hee-larious. +10 eeeeewh, that's nasty!