Good Morning, News!

Comments

1
GOOD DAY DENIS!

THAT FIRST STORY SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING, IT'S TRULY SHOCKING. LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A TARANTINO MOVIE.
2
SO WHEN YOU INVITE A STRANGER TO YOUR PLACE AND SODOMIZE HIM WITH A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY OF YOU GAY?????????? FUCKING SAD AND DESPICABLE AND HORRIBLE AND ETC. ETC.
3
"Arm-wrestling twins knock space station out of orbit, causing fiery descent."

That's gonna really piss off your grandma, guys.
4
As disturbing as that first story is, and it is truly horrible, there is a hero...the person brave enough to give the police the name of the leader of the thugs.