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GOOD MORNING DENIS. WHAT KIND OF DUMBFUCKS PLAN A MARATHON FOR PORTLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF OCTOBER? WAS FEBRUARY BOOKED OR SOMETHING?
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That last story is all the more surprising since the existence of Insane Clown Posse has widely been accepted as definitive proof that there is no God.

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It seems that Reese ran the half marathon. You can look up his time under the "2010 Portland Marathon results" link. It looks like he was bib #33118. Next year let's make him run the FULL marathon.