First Obama is elected Prez, then a Black Bear takes the place of Colonel Reb? The times, they are a changin'! (Frankly, I was rooting for "Hotty Toddy"...)

GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, TODD! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

TGIF, AMIRITE? THAT OREGONIAN NON-FOODIES FOOD GUIDE IS A GODDAMNED TRAVESTY. IT'S A FUCKING BLOWJOB TO THEIR FUCKING ADVERTISERS AND THAT'S IT.

GOOD MORNING TO ALL. I'M WITH YA, GRAHAM -- BETWEEN EVERYONE HAVING THE PDX PLAGUE AND THE RAPIDLY CHANGING WEATHER AND THE NEVER ENDING POLITICKING, IT'S BEEN A DOOZY.

SHARI'S IS WHERE DENNY'S GOES WHEN IT DIES.

GOOD MORNING SARAH. GOOD MORNING TODD. GOOD MORNING GRAHAMPA. GOOD MORNING CATANDBEARD.

GRAHAM, WHAT OREGONIAN PIECE ISN'T A BJ TO THEIR ADVERTISERS ANYMORE?

ANYONE GOING TO THE SCHRADER-BRUUN DEBATE AT THE CITY CLUB TODAY? I'M WONDERING WHICH SHADE OF WET SEAL ORANGE NAIL POLISH BRUUN'S SKIN WILL MATCH.

GOOD MORNING GUYS, I SECOND THE TGIF.

I WOULDN'T EAT AT THOSE GARBAGE HELL HOLES (SHARI'S AND OLD SPAG FACTORY) IF YOU PAID ME IN SOLID GOLD HUBCAPS.

GOOD MORNING, BEEZIES! I LIKE BJ'S AND 24 HR. PIE!

WAIT, WHAT JUST HAPPENED? DID I DO THAT RIGHT?

FRICK.

GOOD MORNING! WHICH MINER IS GOING TO GET THE WORLD'S TINIEST HORSE? I HOPE IT'S THE ELVIS ONE.

@AMAZONFEMME IT'S ALL OKAY AS LONG AS IT'S IN CAPS!

ALSO, THANKS TO THE OREGONIAN FOR OPENING MY EYES TO THE MERITS OF MALL FOOD COURT TACO TIME FARE. SUCK IT, KOI FUSION! TWITTER IS TOO HARD TO FIGURE OUT!

GOOD MORNING BEEZIES! I AM HAPPY AMAZON FEMME HAS CAUGHT ON TO MY BTOWN NICKNAME!

ALSO WHEN THE KOI FUSION GUYS FLIRT WITH ME IT IS NOT CREEPY LIKE WHEN THE TACO TIME DUDES FLIRT WITH ME. I WISH THE O HAD ADDRESSED THAT SITCHY.

@ KIALA I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU MAKE IT A "THING." ONE MORE PERSON AND I THINK YOU WILL HAVE SECURED YOUR PLACE IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY. THAT'S HOW THE INTRAWEBZ WERKS, RIGHT?

YOU BEEZIES STOP YOUR YAMMERING.

IT'S A TRAP!

I didn't know Ole Miss had that big of a gay comunity.