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I want to go on this tour!
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seriously where do we sign up?
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Me too! I can't find anything on their site...
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We have an eastside subway? Sign me up!
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Fuck yeah! I'm so down for this.
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"poop in the river should drop to fewer than 1 billion gallons a year, well down from its high of 6 billion gallons"

um... i'm guessing that the actual amount of poop is much lower, and these figures are for the combined overflow into the river. combined meaning stormwater and sewer (of which poop is a PART of). BES can probably give you an idea of how much poop is estimated to be in that 1b figure, but i would venture that it's less than 10%. maybe much less.

i'm also going to guess that you know this, but there are plenty of morons out there that will read that and believe that there's a shitload of poop floating in the river all the time.
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I swim in the river a lot in the summer it is great. You shouldn't defame our river, it's cool and fun. Mr. Theriault is coming across as kind of a dick.
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Guys! "Details about the tour will be forthcoming!"
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An ad in the Oregonian!? Oh great! Now I'll never see it.
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@ Around, so your environmental impact assessment of the relative cleanliness of a body of water boils down to the following two-step analysis:

1. ___ Is it cool? (If Y, See 2.)
2. ____ Is it fun?

If 1 and 2 = Y, then Denis = Dick
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Can you not say deets?
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You can go to http://www.portlandonline.com/cso/tour to enter the drawing to join the last Big Pipe tour on November 5.
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and I did end up missing it because I forgot to check back and don't subscribe to the oregonian...lame...wish they were doing another one.

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