Name This Band Oct 21, 2010 at 9:59 am

Name This Band: Bad Shirts, Worse Hair Edition

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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Blow Dry for Jesus
maricona on October 21, 2010 at 10:01 AM Report this
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been caught kneeling
pinehurstkid on October 21, 2010 at 10:09 AM Report this
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Piss Christs (looks like someone took a whiz across their shirts...could it be...SATAN?)
Todd Mecklem on October 21, 2010 at 10:10 AM Report this
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Gore Vidal Sasoon.
I Like Your New Haircut on October 21, 2010 at 10:16 AM Report this
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Evander HolyFuck
vicar on October 21, 2010 at 10:20 AM Report this
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The Bedbugs of Sodom.
Cosmic Charlie on October 21, 2010 at 10:29 AM Report this
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Cyndi Lauper Overdrive.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on October 21, 2010 at 10:31 AM Report this
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The Skid Marks
Stu on October 21, 2010 at 10:33 AM Report this
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The Bangsles
DemonJuice on October 21, 2010 at 10:37 AM Report this
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The Dandy Worships
meanrepeater on October 21, 2010 at 10:41 AM Report this
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The Jesus Loozer
Gorilla Monsoon on October 21, 2010 at 10:47 AM Report this
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666 minus 660
humanclock on October 21, 2010 at 10:47 AM Report this
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Shag-gina
Beer Batter on October 21, 2010 at 10:54 AM Report this
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Damn, you beat me with Sassoon!

How about "Le Modul Complet" (complete package)?
dpbailey on October 21, 2010 at 11:01 AM Report this
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Semen on the Mount
The Guilty Carnivore on October 21, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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GodCock
chomp on October 21, 2010 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Papal Smear
Fruit Cup on October 21, 2010 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Made in His Image
dark on October 21, 2010 at 11:10 AM Report this
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Sons of Monochrome
Roadflare on October 21, 2010 at 11:14 AM Report this
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Five Turds and Counting
on October 21, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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Hairway to Heaven
fisheater on October 21, 2010 at 11:19 AM Report this
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"Fingered by god"

"The Sheep Shearers"

"Gahay for Jesus"

"Team Yahweh"

"Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor T-Shirt"

"The Product"
MonkeyBeat on October 21, 2010 at 11:24 AM Report this
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Clearly they are a Stryper tribute band...so I'm going with

"Believe: The Stryper Experience"

Tony Fuentes on October 21, 2010 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Jesus Wept
cat & beard on October 21, 2010 at 11:38 AM Report this
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JesusFuck
on October 21, 2010 at 11:41 AM Report this
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Good God!
requieer on October 21, 2010 at 11:51 AM Report this
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Alexaksiscrotum 5
shaitan on October 21, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Pubescent Pupils
sacklash on October 21, 2010 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Psalm 41
on October 21, 2010 at 12:12 PM Report this
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Think Not of Vic Morrow

(sorry, I've always wanted to work that in somewhere)
Todd Mecklem on October 21, 2010 at 12:14 PM Report this
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Jeezie Riders
Todd Mecklem on October 21, 2010 at 12:22 PM Report this
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Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Eric, & Cheeto
Todd Mecklem on October 21, 2010 at 12:28 PM Report this
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The stripe across the blond guy's shirt makes it look like he has one boob, so I'm going to say they are The Breast Cancer Survivors For Christ.
Chris Freeman on October 21, 2010 at 12:48 PM Report this
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Easy - "Huggable Lions"
ScrumpyFU on October 21, 2010 at 1:11 PM Report this
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Black Veil Brides of Christ
David L on October 21, 2010 at 1:13 PM Report this
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project runway rejects for christ
eric cantona on October 21, 2010 at 1:28 PM Report this
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Dung Jeezy

A-Holes with Nail Holes

Explode Into HyperColors

AnalPapists
Commenty Colin on October 21, 2010 at 1:47 PM Report this
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Shit On My Head & Call It A Haircut

Touch the Hem of His Denim
Commenty Colin on October 21, 2010 at 1:50 PM Report this
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The Flowbees.
librarianjess on October 21, 2010 at 2:28 PM Report this
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Alberto V:05
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Trevor and Ashley
Gnostic texters
TSW on October 21, 2010 at 2:40 PM Report this
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Still Pro Life?
lazydrumroll on October 21, 2010 at 2:46 PM Report this
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Manfisher

(Mark 1:17 "Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers of men.")

Just keep saying it while looking into their eyes. Manfisher. Imagine their awkward hands fumbling with your shirt in the fluorescent light of the church basement. Manfisher. Yes. Manfisher.

Youth group doesn't start for an hour. If anyone asks you were just praying together. After you wash no one will know where those hands have been.
sexmachinealpha on October 21, 2010 at 4:40 PM Report this
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Jesus Jett
pork chop on October 21, 2010 at 5:16 PM Report this
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Hair Apparent

Stigmata Sextet

The Only Begotten Blowdry

Sonic Sacrifice
nestchick on October 21, 2010 at 8:27 PM Report this
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Hairusalem

Jesus, Our Hair Smells Terrific!

INRIXS

(OK, I think I'm about tapped out here...)
Todd Mecklem on October 21, 2010 at 8:42 PM Report this
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New Testament on the Block
nestchick on October 21, 2010 at 9:00 PM Report this
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INRIXS-that has to be the winner
pork chop on October 22, 2010 at 1:39 AM Report this
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Book of Gelnesis
Fashion of the Christ
TSW on October 22, 2010 at 7:29 AM Report this
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@ TSW, dammit, +1 Fashion of the Christ. Remember to take a video of your pug tour.
Commenty Colin on October 22, 2010 at 7:55 AM Report this
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Fucking Douche-bags
Punky on October 22, 2010 at 9:17 AM Report this
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Thou Shalt Not Killers
Guns N' Rosaries
The Alter Boyz
Six Penance, None the Richer
The No Strokes
Let There be Highlights

OK, I'm done now. Thanks for that.
Jane Carlen on October 22, 2010 at 9:35 AM Report this
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Noah's Arcade Fire (sorry...i'll stop)
Jane Carlen on October 22, 2010 at 11:42 AM Report this
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The Higher the Hair
Beer Batter on October 22, 2010 at 12:40 PM Report this
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Flock of Douchelords
otcpdx on October 23, 2010 at 7:57 AM Report this
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Shark Bait
Rosy on October 23, 2010 at 6:25 PM Report this

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