I'm glad they're smoking weed and not IN A TORNADO!

This broadcast was literally leafier than most broadcasts.

DFW = Damn Fine Weed!

Newy Scruggs--what a great name. I'm not saying he had the munchies but...the man likes his crabs:

http://yfrog.com/5y38lej

Care about the World Series? Uh...I do...not all of us want to grow beards and write about some local soft rock band that noone is going to give a shit about in 10 years.

Oh...and VAMOS GIGANTES!

Nobody in Portland gives a shit about the world series,What are they all spliffed.

We go Giants? I think you're looking for the imperative there, dude.

I give a big shit about the World Series. Go Giants!

I majored in French- not Spanish. Correct me.