And we all know what heavy vetting can lead to...

Sorry, I'm a snarkaholic. Serious posts kind of mess me up.

Man, that picture seems to imply that the Mayor's penis shoots gun and lightning!

What would Freud do?

What I like about the picture is that it captures the dead, empty eyes of Adams perfectly.

See, all we need to combat gun violence is Sam's magnetic personality.

"Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a scientist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed."

Sam Adams is a juggalo?