GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

I'M REALLY GLAD THAT THE MERCURY DIDN'T DECIDE TO RUN WITH THE STUPID O'DONNELL GOT DRUNK AND MADE OUT WITH A DUDE STORY... OH...

WAIT...

I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH ALL OF YOU. *FROWNY SAD PANDA FACE*

OH WAIT! LOOK! DAN SAVAGE IS AN APOLOGIST FOR GAWKER!

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/…

I'M TEMPTED TO BREAK OUT ALL OF MY CURSING PHRASES TO DESCRIBE MY OPINION OF DAN SAVAGE... BUT I THINK REGULAR READERS MIGHT ALREADY BE AWARE OF MY SLIGHTLY HEATED OPINIONS ON THE GUY IN REGARDS TO POLITICAL THOUGHT.

GOOD MORNING ALL.

SEE YOU AT THE MISSION IN THE MORNING!

GOOD MORNING BLOWNTOG. I REALLY DISLIKE THIS TREND OF NEWS BECOMING SIMPLY "REACTIONS AROUND THE BLOGOSPHERE" (NOT THE MERC, NEWS SITES IN GENERAL).

CHRISTINE O'DONNELL IS STILL A HORRIBLE PERSON. AND NOT A WITCH.

GM BT! YEAH, VOTE BY MAIL RULES! ALL THOSE IDIOTS IN OTHER STATES HAVE TO WAIT IN LINES AND BE ASSAULTED BY BLACK PANTHERS BEFORE THEY VOTE!! VBM FTW!

GOOD MORNING ALL!

"YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE 'E'--PULL YOUR ARM IN. PULL YOUR ARM IN! OK, THANKS."

DON'T CRY FOR O'DONNELL. SHE LOVES PUBLICITY, AND SHE ONLY HAS THREE MORE DAYS OF FAME LEFT...

GOOD MORNING GUYS. DAMN I CAN'T WAIT FOR TODAY TO BE OVER! CAN SOMEONE MAKE A FRUIT CUP BOT THAT CAN DO MY JOB FOR ME TODAY?

CAPITAL LETTERS!!!