Happy Bieber-ween, Everybody!

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That's what Bieber looks like when he's pinching a loaf. I've heard he only takes one dump a week, so it's always super intense.

ROM on October 29, 2010 at 9:34 AM

Kirkland brand vitamins are to blame

CalcuLandsverk on October 29, 2010 at 9:42 AM

THANKS FOR THE NIGHTMARES MERC!

LuckyPierre on October 29, 2010 at 9:54 AM

That looks like the death mask of Percy Kilbride.

Kilbride. K-I-L-B-R-I-D-E. You know, Pa Kettle? You young'uns need to bone up on your pop culture.

Todd Mecklem on October 29, 2010 at 10:14 AM

I wanna smash that pumpkin.

Raptured Randy Savage on October 29, 2010 at 10:57 AM

At least we'll only have to hear about pumpkin Beiber once. Small comfort.

Beer Batter on October 29, 2010 at 11:51 AM

Once a year, you mean. Then we get turkey Bieber, Bieber Claus, Easter Bieber, President Bieber, etc etc.

cat & beard on October 29, 2010 at 11:58 AM

No Canadian can be President.

on October 29, 2010 at 12:34 PM

He can be Americanized by how many records he sells...look at Neil Young. (plz don´t throw stones at me)

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on October 29, 2010 at 1:34 PM

Could that person not have thought of a better background for their photo? Or maybe that is really the cleanest part of their house.

BruceWang on October 29, 2010 at 8:09 PM

That Yeardley Smith mask is awesome.

TSW on October 29, 2010 at 10:06 PM

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