The Human Race Wrote Me a Letter.

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Are you sure that isn't from "The Humar Race," a small group of immortal energy beings who live in the basement of a rambling old farmhouse in Cully? You must've really pissed them off, because they're usually quite friendly.
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Are you sure it's mud?!
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The human race is Newy Scruggs!
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Oh shit!
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Haha - ROM beat me to that warning.

The "...is in distress" line had me laughing out loud at work. Awesome sauce.
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I wonder what that race is gonna send you as a letter when the LSD or the cocaine legalization comes along. Ray Bradbury is a trip. Why someone would be mad at him???
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Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very, very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm.
Mark Twain - Letters from the Earth (posthumous)
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Sarah, remember that this person is evil. This is obvious on the fact that he addressed it to "Sara" and not "Sarah." And everyone knows that Sara's without an H are truly, truly evil. The Human Race's type indicates they are evil.
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Get thee some Hand Sanitizer Sara(h)
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Found Magazine!
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It wouldn't be Found Magazine as Sara(h) didn't find it she received it. Received Magazine maybe.