Are you sure that isn't from "The Humar Race," a small group of immortal energy beings who live in the basement of a rambling old farmhouse in Cully? You must've really pissed them off, because they're usually quite friendly.
I wonder what that race is gonna send you as a letter when the LSD or the cocaine legalization comes along. Ray Bradbury is a trip. Why someone would be mad at him???
Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very, very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm.
Mark Twain - Letters from the Earth (posthumous)
Sarah, remember that this person is evil. This is obvious on the fact that he addressed it to "Sara" and not "Sarah." And everyone knows that Sara's without an H are truly, truly evil. The Human Race's type indicates they are evil.
The "...is in distress" line had me laughing out loud at work. Awesome sauce.
Mark Twain - Letters from the Earth (posthumous)