What NOT to Dress as for Halloween!

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any goddamn female republican politician

eldepeche on October 29, 2010 at 1:12 PM

any goddamn politician, period

Stu on October 29, 2010 at 1:30 PM

Damn, and I was going to go as Carly Fiorina.

maccoinnich on October 29, 2010 at 1:31 PM

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY ENDORSE SEXY CLOWN COSTUMES.

THAT PHOTO UP THERE HAS GIVEN ME AN ERECTION!!!

Graham on October 29, 2010 at 1:35 PM

Anything worn by an annoying person is an annoying costume.

(I am the Grinch who steals most holidays.)

on October 29, 2010 at 1:57 PM

I'm with Graham on this one. After a few shots of Absolut 100 I'd hit that clown like an egg and marinara tornado.

Todd Mecklem on October 29, 2010 at 3:17 PM

Masturbating Christine O'Donnell.

MrFabulous on October 29, 2010 at 4:13 PM

Is that last one Henriksen? *shudder*
Also, sexy Nazi NEVER works.

Abusive on October 29, 2010 at 4:23 PM

One thing worries me about that clown, though. She appears, for some unspecified reason, to be holding a hefty chunk of bacalao (dried salt cod). If there's anything that might throw me off my stride, it's being hit upside the head with bacalao while I'm making my play.

Todd Mecklem on October 30, 2010 at 7:37 PM