"What's a nice girl like you doing in a Satanic sinkhole of socialism like Portland?"
(Yeah, the party's in Clackamas, I know...close enough.) This question allows her to complain about the city, or to state that she lives in a more righteous area like Boring or McMinnville. Now she's talking about herself! You're halfway there!
Once she's warmed up, follow with:
"I hope you love Jesus, because I'll have you shouting His name later tonight!"
What about something as simple as "I love that the tea party gives such a platform to women." (You can leave out the part about them actually hating reproductive freedom, the modern family, etc.)
Get it? Because Tea Partiers are racists and hate black people. ( I assume with a name like Dave Bow, you're white.)
Sorry, DB. Best I could do on the fly.
"What's a nice girl like you doing in a Satanic sinkhole of socialism like Portland?"
(Yeah, the party's in Clackamas, I know...close enough.) This question allows her to complain about the city, or to state that she lives in a more righteous area like Boring or McMinnville. Now she's talking about herself! You're halfway there!
Once she's warmed up, follow with:
"I hope you love Jesus, because I'll have you shouting His name later tonight!"
These lines are guaranteed to work.
What about something as simple as "I love that the tea party gives such a platform to women." (You can leave out the part about them actually hating reproductive freedom, the modern family, etc.)