BONJOUR, LE BLOGTOWN! KITZY AND DUDLEY SHOULD TAKE A CUE FROM TENACIOUS D AND LEAD AS TWO KINGS.

GOOD MORNING! POLITICS ARE BORING; WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IS WILL STARFUCKER SUE PSU FOR RIPPING OFF THEIR SONG FOR THAT AD?

DUDZ V KITZ: TURD SANDWICH EDGES GIANT DOUCHE

GOOD MORNING!

LET ME KNOW WHEN KITZ AND DUD HAVE FINISHED THEIR RECOUNT.

COMMENTY: WANTED TO RECOMMEND "THE DISCOVERY OF TIME" BY STEPHEN TOULMIN AND JUNE GOODFIELD LAST WEEK BUT COULDN'T REMEMBER THE AUTHORS' NAMES. GOOD ONE IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING.

AND NOW BACK TO THE HAYSEED REVOLT OF 2010.

GOOD MORNING. I LOOK FORWARD TO MANY LAME BASKETBALL METAPHORS & PUNS IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO AUTO-TUNE THE ENTIRE WORLD RIGHT NOW.

GOOD MORN....

I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HOW AMERICA HATES EVERYONE...

FUCK.

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WITH 95.5% REPORTING, THERE ARE ~61k LEFTS IN MULTNOMAH. ONLY MULTNOMAH COUNTY IS STILL COUNTING!!! (http://www.politico.com/2010/maps/#/Govern…)

SO ~43k MORE FOR KITZ AND ~18 FOR THE DUD.


GRAND TOTALS
KITZHABER 666,082
DUDLEY 655,462

KITZ BY 10K VOTES!! NO RECOUNT!!

GOOD MORNING FOLKS- CHILL OUT ON THE ELECTION RESULTS! IT'S NOT LIKE OBAMA WAS USING HIS FILIBUSTER PROOF SENATE ANYWAY.

Glory to thee, oh tiny bizzaro Fox news of the left, always adding to the civil discourse necessary for a functioning democracy!

You keep on keepin' on, 4th estate. You're what made America what it is today.

@EWSH: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING INFO THAT ONLY MULTNOMAH IS STILL COUNTNING? LANE AND JACKSON STILL SEEM TO BE UNDER-REPORTING THEIR TOTAL NUMBER OF VOTES.

GOOD MORNING DOOOODS!

SO I UNDERSTAND SARAH PALIN IS GOING TO BE OUR NEXT POTUS? IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL ARE SAYING?

GOOD MORNING ALL - IN BETTER NEWS, LOOK OUTSIDE! IT'S SIIIIIIICK OUT THERE.

ANYONE PUTTING BETS ON THE TITLE OF ELIZABETH HOVDE'S NEXT COLUMN IF DUDLEY WINS?

MY MONEY'S ON, "FOR DUDLEY, OREGON BUDGET WOES A TALL ORDER"

@Graham FOLLOW THE LINK TO POLITICO SITE. MOUSE OVER THE COUNTIES AND NOTICE THAT THEY SAY 100% PRECINCTS REPORTING IN LANE AND JACKSON

WOOWEE NOW WE CANS MAKE ENGISH THE OFITIAL LANUAGE OF THE UNITRED STATES. TAKE THAT EL-QUIDA!!!

@EWSH: DON'T TRUST POLITICO ON COUNTY BY COUNTY BREAKDOWNS. CURRENTLY JACKSON IS REPORTING 12,590 FEWER VOTES THIS ELECTION THAN IN 2006; LANE IS REPORTING 28,345 FEWER; MULTNOMAH 47,450 FEWER.

MY MOST RECENT PROJECTIONS PUT KITZ UP BY 6,700 VOTES. STILL WAITING ON THE BIG MULTNOMAH RESULTS THAT SHOULD DROP AROUND 12:00

HOW CLOSE DOES IT NEED TO BE FOR A RECOUNT? LESS THAN 1%?

The ones who are inbred are Democrats. Always have been. Always will be. Who was it that decided Native Americans were not citizens? Andrew Jackson Democrats. Who was it that decided in Dredd Scott that he was not a person? Supreme Court Justices Appointed by Andrew Jackson. Who was it that instituted Jim Crow Laws? Democrats. Who was it that decided Americans of Japanese descent should be sent to a concentration camp? FDR with Executive Order 9066.

Republicans had the first Blacks as Representatives and Senators. Republicans [T.Roosevelt] were responsible for women getting the right to vote.

Help me understand how it is liberal to deny people their property? What good are rights without economic freedom? What is progressive about going back to a monarchy of aristorcracy with a House of Misrepresentatives with totalitarian control?

What does that have to do with inbreeding, Santa?

@GRAHAM MATH FIGHT! WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR NUMBERS? (IT BETTER NOT BE THE "OH-MY GOD OUR SERVERS CRASHED")

Read the article's claim and bashing of Republicans. It reeks of self-indulgent name-calling rather than logical argument.

@C&B If its closer than .02% (~2,600 votes ), there is an automatic recount. Or Dudley could ask for a recount, but he'd cover the cost if he lost. http://www.leg.state.or.us/ors/258.html (The relevant parts are at the bottom.)


@John Lloyd Scharf Dixiecrats & A.Jackson ≠ Modern Liberals i.e. Rachel Maddow does not support ANY of the Dixiecrat's or Jackson's polices!

Republicans like Teddy Roosevelt and those who voted for the Civil Rights Act in 1964 were moderates from the the Northeast. Today, they're called Democrats!

The only reason you're reaching that far back into history is because you were alive then.

@EWSH: I'M PULLING MY OR GOV RESULTS FROM HERE: http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/resul…

@EWSH: WAIT!! I'M ACTUALLY PULLING FROM HERE: http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/resul… IT'S GOT THE COUNTY BY COUNTY REPORTING NUMBERS. MY CURRENTY PRE-MULTNOMAH COUNTY FINAL RESULTS PUT IT AT KITZ WINNING BY 6,500 VOTES.

I'M GLAD ANGRY REDNECK SANTA CAME OVER TO GIVE YOU KIDS WHAT-FOR.

@Scharf: If what you claim "always has been and always will be", then why is your most recent example FDR circa 1942? Who was it that signed the Civil Rights Act?

@Graham MAY THE BETTER NERD WIN!

MY FINAL STONE-COLD, GIANT SHOE-IN, NEVER FAIL PREDICTION:

KITZHABER OVER DUDLEY BY 10,000 +/-1,500 VOTES!!!!!!!!

IF THINGS CURRENTLY GO AS THEY ARE IN MULTNOMAH, KITZ WILL END UP WITH 41,118 MORE VOTES, WHICH SHOULD GIVE HIM THE EDGE.