Somehow I Missed This Story When It Broke

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1
Fake story, but funny!
2
I feel that for the sake of my health, Dan Savage should blow me.
3
SCIENCE!!
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I don't know, I'd want to see some more studies before I'd--oh, what the hell! *unzips*
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I am glad to see the verb "fellated" making its way into the lexicon.