Is he shouting "Fight! Fight!" or "Dwight! Dwight!"?

You guys need to sell ads? Sounds like a lot of work. You need an eccentric billionaire to fund the paper as a hobby. Then you could do fun things like stick a free Voodoo Doughnut in each copy one week, print on rolls of pink aluminum foil the next week, etc. etc.

That's gotta be a character study for the next Brumbach movie.

This guy will give a blowjob to a shotgun before he turns 50, that's my guess...

MAKE = FIGHT = LISTEN
THINGS = AD SALES
HAPPEN

You want to LISTEN AD SALES HAPPEN? That doesn't even make sense.