I didn't know someone this uptight and legalistic actually had threeways.

Now I'm just picturing someone reading that paragraph in the mw4m section of casual encounters and thinking, "Perfect!"

Guess what? If your balls are right in front of someone's mouth, there's a good chance they might get licked. Wrap 'em in plastic wrap next time if you're so uptight. Maybe red or green...it's almost Christmas.

He wasn't even that worried about his balls! He was worried about "how ever to tell the wife!" The one he plans 3 ways with! Let me help out here (not that way):

"Honey, you know that last stranger we fucked? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he licked my balls at one point. Weird, right?! I know, we totally said that in the ad. In our next ad, maybe we'll make that part a little more clear."

It cums with the territory. If you don't want them licked just leave them in her purse next time.

Anyway, at least he didn't stop the action. A real man takes a licking and keeps on dicking.