Shit. The Blazers might win this...

I spoke too soon....

R Simian have you made any friends (or enemies) on press row yet? Did anyone even notice that the regular unkempt dude that normally shows up is gone? Or did everyone assume he just overdosed on his own smugness?

Our beards are pretty similar. I don't think anyone has even noticed I'm not Ezra yet.

Well, this sounds like a streaky game so far...

Carmelo is out!

If the Blazers win, I say leave Rob Simonsen in until the Blazers lose. WSH needs to know that you always play the hot hand. But if we lose, then it off with your beard and/or ironic mustache.

You don't need Oden and Roy with a team this deep. Wes is the shit, I'm glad he doesn't have to compete with Roy for minutes this early.

"Portland, meet your new favorite Blazer."

I had a good feeling about Matthews since I first saw him in action in... uh, game 2. He's got poise and good rhythm. He looks like a solid player. I'm really glad to see him stepping up and knocking those threes!


(also, after they made the updates to the comment system, it's been hard to comment while mobile. I was trying to comment all night while I was out, but they were never going through. weakus.)

Kind of a boring game, but that streak of 3's was unimaginably perfect. Let's get those free throws in check, scumbags!