There's a Mozz look-alike I've seen at the last two shows he's played in the NW. Not a dead ringer but pretty damn close.

I've seen a dude around town who I can imagine might resemble Morrissey to a bunch of drunk people. He kind of dresses like a rockstar, and he has truly, truly impressive black/gray hair, styled just like Moz.

Could it be because he's a racist piece of crap?

I think someone's been fucked with.

Hey Ezra, I just saw 1982 Moses Malone taking a bike tour around the waterfront in a Blazers Jersey!

@TSW Just in a Blazers jersey? He must be freezing! I'm on it.

You can do better than tofurkey, Ezra! Field Roast Celebration Roast is the way to go.

Ezra doesn't eat redundantly-named food, Fruit Cup. It's one of his rules (if I may speak for him).

@Fruit Cup We actually have a Field Roast Celebration Roast sitting in the fridge right this very second. The big Torfurkey sucks. I just assumed no one would know what what a FRCR was. My mistake.