Nov 25, 2010 at 9:52 am

The Sweet Sorrows of a Portland Mercury Intern

Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger
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Hilarious!
You may consider a career in interning to keep these pricelss (and pay-free) moments coming.
Today, I'm thankful for your indentured servitude to the journalism devil (WSH).
El Stunto on November 25, 2010 at 10:20 AM Report this
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Oh you ate me for lunch one day, I'm flattered!
Fruit Cup on November 25, 2010 at 11:05 AM Report this
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I'm gonna miss this intern.

Wait, you're the intern that wrote those things trying to kill you posts, right? I can't keep you guys straight.
Graham on November 25, 2010 at 11:43 AM Report this
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I'll miss you, INTERN!

jk...
ROM on November 25, 2010 at 11:52 AM Report this
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HA! Great post:)
Spindles on November 25, 2010 at 1:09 PM Report this
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And we didn't watch quietly, we laughed pretty hard.
Marissa Sullivan on November 25, 2010 at 1:16 PM Report this
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You seem like a nice enough guy, but you never fixed my misspelled name on that radioactive rabbit post, which is tantamount to treason in my book. (I have a strange and rather cruel book.)

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/Blogto…
Todd Mecklem on November 25, 2010 at 4:31 PM Report this
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In any case, when you die, we'll think only this of you, that there's a corner of some Otzenberger that is forever Mercury.
Todd Mecklem on November 25, 2010 at 4:36 PM Report this
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Todd Mecklem. FIXED. As someone who has been everything from Ostenburger to Auschwitzberger, I can sympathize.
Kevin "the Intern" Otzenberger on November 26, 2010 at 9:45 PM Report this
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Auschwitzberger reminds me of Murder Burger, a fast-food chain in California in the '80s and '90s...not sure if they're still around or not. Anyway, thanks, dude! Best of luck to you.
Todd Mecklem on November 27, 2010 at 2:40 PM Report this

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