GOOD MORNING NEWS. I'M KINDA SCURRED ABOUT THE KOREAS SITUATION. I WAS HOPING FOR AT LEAST A FEW YEARS WITHOUT A WAR. OR AT LEAST A WAR WE WEREN'T INVOLVED IN. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SEND NORTH KOREA A 'CUTEOVERLOAD.COM' 365 DAY CALENDAR.

GOOD BLOGMORNING, NEWSTOWN! THAT LONG WEEKEND WAS GOOD, I'M READY FOR ANOTHER ONE.

GOOD MORNING B-TOWN. KOREA IS KINDA FREAKING ME OUT AS WELL; IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT SARAH PALIN HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT.

ALSO, JEEZ, HANGOVER CITY!!! FOUR DAYS OF DRINKING AND OVEREATING HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO ME.

GOOD MORNING! $75 MILLION AND THEY CAN'T FLY A FEW ACTORS OVER AN AUDIENCE ON BROADWAY? THEY COULDA HIRED CIRQUE DU SOLEIL A LOT CHEAPER. SET THE STORY IN MONTREAL INSTEAD OF NEW YORK TO EXPLAIN THE QUEBECOIS ACCENTS AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO.

GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, BRUCE! GOOD MORNING, TK.! GOOD MORNING, CAT!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!? I'VE BEEN ON AN AMAZING STAY-CATION. I BARELY LOOKED AT THE INTERNET OR LEFT THE HOUSE FOR A WEEK! MY FAITH IN HUMANITY HAS BEEN RESTORED, ETC.

GM GMN, WENT TO TREE LIGHTNG, EVEN THO TERRORISM WAS THWARTED, WAS A blast.

GOOD BLORNING BLEWSTOOTS!

MY INTERNET WAS NOT WORKING THIS MORNING SO I STARED OUT THE WINDOW WHILE I DRANK MY COFFEE INSTEAD OF PERUSING THE BLOGZ. I WISH I COULD SAY I HAD SOME KIND OF EPIPHANY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY AND THE DEATH OF HUMANITY BUT REALLY I WAS JUST KIND OF BORED AND I THINK I DROOLED A LITTLE.