Good Morning, News!

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I don't buy this rape accusation at all. It was consensual but then she felt the condom break and said stop, considering the timing (right as wikileaks is releasing all these documents) it smells like yesterdays fish.
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, ECONOLINE!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

@ECONOLINE: CAPSLOCK OR GTFO!!
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWNITES! I'M SO HAPPY WE PAY SENATORS A GRIP OF MONEY TO DO NOTHING BUT ACT LIKE FIVE-YEAR OLDS! THIS IS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT FOR OUR COUNTRY!
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The broken condom story gives wikileaks a whole new meaning.
Also, FO Graham. I'll post in CAPSLOCK when GMN does.
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTENANTS! I'M FEELING PRETTY RAD THIS MORNING, I FINALLY SAW THAT SCOTT PILGRIM MOVIE LAST NIGHT AND NOW I JUST TOTALLY HAD THE BEST BREAKFAST BURRITO SO FAR THIS MONTH.

IN OTHER NEWS, WIKILEAKS AIN'T GOT SHIT ON TVTROPES.
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@JACOB: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL TO COOL. IF YOU WAN TO BE A █, THEN SO BE IT. YOUR LOSS.
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GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!
HAS THE GOP FORGOTTEN THAT THE CONTRACT WITH AMERICA FAILED? PEOPLE WANT EFFECTIVE GOVERNMENT, NOT HAMSTRUNG GOVERNMENT. WHAT JERKS.
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PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, AND THE THINGS THEY KNOW THEY WANT ARE STUPID.

I'M VOTING ENLIGHTENED MONARCHY IN '12.
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GOOD AFTERNOON!

MERCURY TECHS: THIS WEBSITE'S COMMENT BOX 'PLEASE WAIT' IMAGE URL HAS BEEN BROKEN SINCE THE UPDATE. I KEEP FORGETTING TO WRITE YOU ABOUT IT.

GRAHAM: NICE USE OF THE 'DITHER HEAVY' CHARACTER, I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE OF THOSE SINCE WRITING basic PROGRAMS FOR THE IBM PC.
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GOOD AFTERNOON ZODTOWN. THAT LITTLE GIRL MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO BE THROWN OVERBOARD. REPUBLICANS, THEY'RE THE FAT KID THAT HOLDS IT'S BREATH UNTIL IT GETS ITS WAY.

@HUMANCLOCK, I OFTEN DITHER HEAVILY.
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CRAZY GRANDMOTHER IS CRAZY. COMPLETE PSYCHOTIC BREAK, FROM THE BLANK EXPRESSION IN HER BOOKING PHOTO.

GRAHAM, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. CONSENSUAL CAPSLOCK ONLY IS THE LAW 'ROUND THESE PARTS.