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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN!

I'M BUILDING AN ARK JUST IN CASE THERE'S A MASSIVE FLOOD THAT WIPES OUT HUMANITY (OR AT LEAST THE PDX METRO AREA).

JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO PUT IN IT?
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@SC: SAVE VOODOO DOUGHNUT! OR AT LEAST SAVE ME A BACON MAPLE BAR.
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IF I BRING DOUGHNUTS, I'LL HAVE TO BRING "WHITEMEN TOOTHPASTE" WITH ME TOO

http://www.flickr.com/photos/toddmecklem/5…
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YES, A HOTEL IN TAIWAN WAS NICE ENOUGH TO STOCK OUR ROOM WITH THAT SPECIAL DENTIFRICE FOR CAUCASIANS AND THOSE WHO WANT TO BE LIKE THEM. IN THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET THERE YOU CAN ALSO BUY "BLACK MAN TOOTHPASTE," AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE CHINESE CHARACTERS SAY. THE ROMAN LETTERS SPELL "DARLIE," AND IT USED TO BE CALLED "DARKIE." AND THE COMPANY THAT PRODUCES IT IS PARTLY OWNED BY COLGATE-PALMOLIVE!

http://brog.engrish.com/2008/10/02/racist-…