GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

IS IT RAINING OR IS IT SUNNY? I CAN'T DECIDED AND IT'S MAKING ME CRANKY. SOMEONE MAKE THE WEATHER BEHAVE!

YES, BERLUSCONI HAS HAD SOME AMAZING TAIL, AND--YIKES, DID I REALLY JUST WRITE THAT? I'VE BEEN HANGING AROUND WM.™ STEVEN HUMPHREY TOO MUCH. NOT THAT HE'S SPOTTED ME YET...

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN! WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE NUDGE OR BLOODY MARY?

BELUSCONI IS A TRUELY REPREHENSIBLE MAN. IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE HE CAN SHRUG OFF SCANDAL LIKE HE DOES AND REMAIN IN POWER. IS HE A TRUE FASCIST OR JUST A REALLY GOOD CAPITALIST?

@CAT: I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FASCISM AND EXTREME CAPITALISM.