Like she'd be interested in a dirty old man like you. She's far more likely to be interested in a dirty old man like me. I can see it in her eyes...

I hope this signals the decline of ryan reynolds' career & a return to oblivion for him.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER NEXT CD!@!!~

I hope they make a spinoff of the Blade trilogy with him and Jessica Biel and Patton Oswalt. (I'm pretty sure the latter died in Trinity, so I guess it'll be a prequel.) It'll be way better than Elektra.

Is this one of those ironic posts where WSH pretends he likes adult females?

This post gave me more boner than I get from a Japanese TV ad posting!

I thought you were saving yourself for Justin Bieber.