Good Morning, News!

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GOOD MORNING! SO WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RUN OUT OF SUICIDE BOMBERS ALREADY? THOSE GUYS SUCK.
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, TK.! GOOD MORNING /B/TOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

TORNADOS ARE AWESOME! I LIKE IT WHEN THEY KILL WITCHES.
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GOOD MORNING TK., GOOD MORNING GRAHAM!

I THINK MOTORCYCLE GUY HAS A PLAN. HE STOLE CASH FROM ANOTHER CASINO BEFORE HE STOLE THE CHIPS. THAT MEANS HE CAN PAY STRIPPERS TO CASH THEM IN FOR HIM. WIN! ALTHOUGH THOSE $25,000 CHIPS MIGHT AS WELL BE POGS.
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GOOD MORNING TK.,GRAHAM,DEMONJUICE, AND AUTHORS OF FUTURE POSTINGS BELOW THIS ONE.

MERCURY: WHY IS THE COOKING WITH POT STORY ALWAYS IN THE "MOST POPULAR"? IT IS WAY OLD AND HASN'T HAD A COMMENT IN A COUPLE MONTHS. DO THAT MANY PEOPLE REALLY SEE IT ON THE SIDEBAR AND CLICK EVERY DAY?
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GOOD MORNING! WHY DID AUMSVILLE GET A TORNADO? I WORK IN LAKE OSWEGO, AND WE NEVER GET A TORNADO! MONEY CAN'T BUY EVERYTHING, I GUESS.

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@ HUMANCLOCK: I'M GUESSING ITS PROMINENT IN THE GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS FOR "COOKING WITH POT."

GOOD MORNING ALL.
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@HUMANCLOCK - AND SO IS THAT STUPID "THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE THAT THERE ARE" STORY. WHAT GIVES?

I WANTED TO CUT/PASTE THIS SECTION OUT OF THE FLORIDA GUNMAN STORY FOR EVERYONE - THOUGHT IT WAS A LITTLE RIDICULOUS. GO SCHOOLBOARD HERO WOMAN!

"Just after the room was cleared of everyone but the six men, board member Ginger Littleton crept back into the room behind Duke and attempted with her purse to knock the gun from his hand. She did not succeed, and she and Duke struggled. Littleton wound up on the ground, and Duke cursed her and pointed the gun at her, but he did not fire and allowed her to leave the room.

Littleton said Wednesday that she thought she was going to die, but she went back inside because "I was concerned about my guys. They were lined up like ducks in a row. He was already basically standing on the same level as them. I knew something bad was going to happen. That was my only option. ... My guys had three-ring binders and pencils for protection, and that's all."
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@REYMONT: SERIOUSLY! AND TIME JUST MADE MARK ZUCKERMANBERG PERSON OF THE YEAR? WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR SOCIETY?
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. INSTEAD OF LINGERING ON DEPRESSING NEWS, TAKE IN THE GREATNESS THAT IS NICOLAS CAGE FREAKING OUT IN BUCHAREST:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIANs254ns
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@REYMONT, YEAH, THAT ONE TOO. SPEAKING OF WEB ERRORS, WHEN YOU GO TO POST A COMMENT, 'spinner-small-trans.gif' STILL AIN'T REPRESENTIN'.

DID THIS WEBSITE'S CODEBASE HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH WWEEK.COM'S CODEBASE OR SOMETHING?
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@humanclock - I've been waiting for you to post that again! Didn't remember who had commented on it - and I wanted to say that I see no such error, when I post. Maybe it's just you?
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@REYMONT: I'M SURPRISED AT YOU. YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD'VE RETYPED THAT ARTICLE TEXT ALL IN CAPS.

IF NICOLAS CAGE IS IN BUCHAREST, IT SEEMS UNLIKELY THAT HE ROBBED BELLAGIO IN VEGAS. BUT IS ALL AS IT SEEMS??!?
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@REYMONT:

THE BROKEN IMAGE SHOWS UP IN OSX CHROME BUT NOT IN FIREFOX.
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OH NO, I TYPED IN LOWER CASE! THE SHAME! IT BURNS!
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@graham : what a newfag. /painfullyobvious
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@REYMONT - JUST YESTERDAY I WAS THINKING THAT "THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PEOPLE THAT THERE ARE" IS AWESOME AND THAT I'M GLAD IT STAYS IN THE SIDEBAR. WHAT I'M SAYING IS BASICALLY I DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE.
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@HURP D DURP: CAPSLOCK OR GTFO
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@TK WELL, THAT ALSO BURNS!
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JUST HERE MAKING SURE REYMONT DOESN'T GET THE LAST WORD.
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WHERE ARE YOU NOW, TODD MECKLEM?