Ethics Dec 15, 2010 at 11:14 am

I'm Pro-Choice (If You're Talking about Choosing to Punch this 12-Year-Old in the Face)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I can't wait for her to get knocked up, shouldn't be long...although it is unclear if afterwards she will know how it happened...
econoline on December 15, 2010 at 11:37 AM Report this
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But she's free to choose whether to get knocked up in a Ford, or a GM, so YAY CHOICE!
dimag05 on December 15, 2010 at 12:34 PM Report this
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I choose for her to be aborted. I also choose time travel.
kiala on December 15, 2010 at 12:40 PM Report this
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The worst part is that she'll be pounding this stuff into her children in four or five years.
Dave Bow on December 15, 2010 at 12:53 PM Report this
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If life advice from 12 yr old girls is good enough for King Aslan of Narnia, it's plenty good for me.
Night Moves on December 15, 2010 at 1:23 PM Report this
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Jeez, none of you were stridently wrong about anything at age 12? Maybe in a way that makes you cringe now?

Seems kinda extreme to be calling out 12 year olds by name on the internet and threatening to punch them.

Didn't watch the video, but "just sayin'."
Commenty Colin on December 15, 2010 at 1:32 PM Report this
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This should be the new WSH meme: "Kids I want to punch in the face."
It's way better than the previous "Kids I want to ..."
Čẖüñđƴ on December 15, 2010 at 1:40 PM Report this
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Personally I am anti choice, I think women should be made to have the child, you know to punish them for behaving like whores, birth control shouldn't be too easy or anything. However I also believe they or the father should be allowed to drown it up until it has a vocabulary of over 25 words or is 2 years old which ever comes first. Parental rights are important!
econoline on December 15, 2010 at 1:56 PM Report this
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@CC I probably was but I didn't have a platform to spew my stupid opinions all over the world.

kiala on December 15, 2010 at 2:13 PM Report this
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Also, can WSH punch the author of this letter in the face?
http://jezebel.com/5713827/
Čẖüñđƴ on December 15, 2010 at 2:19 PM Report this
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I wonder if lil' Chooserella's choice-loving parents agree marrying whom you choose regardless of gender is also, like, choice-a-rific!
TSW on December 15, 2010 at 2:44 PM Report this
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"Are the unborn human?"

No, they're not, actually. Scientifically. Looks like abortion as a choice is just like ice cream, after all! :D
ScrumYummy on December 15, 2010 at 2:48 PM Report this
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Who does this bitch think she is?
pork chop on December 15, 2010 at 3:02 PM Report this
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PORK CHOP!

Seriously, someone needs to smack her upside the head with an Aborto-3000 vacuum.

No, Seriouslyer: HOW ARE YOU?
TSW on December 15, 2010 at 3:11 PM Report this
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@kiala, you do now though eh?

@chick in video:
I came when I saw your tongue in the end. Thank you, twas what I needed.
on December 15, 2010 at 3:25 PM Report this
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Behind that camera is a mother with hair the size of Dollywood mouthing every word and thinking, "Yes darling. this'll be great for the Miss Teen Princess Pagent. You're such a good girl."
zombiesai on December 15, 2010 at 4:53 PM Report this
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i flagged this video under the option "abusing vulnerable individuals". i encourage everyone else to flag this until it's taken down.
dogsandmovies on December 16, 2010 at 4:11 AM Report this
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@TSW- I just re-looked at this post. I am super! How are you?
pork chop on December 16, 2010 at 2:48 PM Report this

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