The worst thing is, my grandma totally gave me a version of the fifth doll (different fabric and slightly less horrifying facial features, but same doll) when I was 14 or so.
#2 I ran into on "Something Awful." It was described as 'Sinister Monkey Baby' in the course of a fake catalogue for one of those Branford Mint (or something) collectibles concerns...
This is mean-spirited.
http://dnbdolls.com/celebpic/c50.jpg
I never understood it.