wait the crazy christian fundamentalist bomber wasn't even married to the girl he was banging? At least Bin Laden isn't living in sin...

GOOD MORNING!

"RABID RACOONS" WOULD BE A GREAT BAND NAME. I'M THINKING TEENAGE THRASH METAL.

ONE-EYED WILLIE KNOWS THAT REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED AFLAME.

THE FRATELLI'S ARE ON THE LOOSE!

DISTERMPERATE RACCOONS SET FIRE TO ASTORIA? CIA AGENTS FLED PAKISTAN WITH THE NATION'S ENTIRE SUPPLY OF SANITARY NAPKINS? GAYS MAY BE ALLOWED TO SERVE OPENLY IN THE U.S. MILITARY? STRANGE DAYS INDEED!

GOOD MORNING. CAN I MAKE IT OUT OF THIS COMMENT THREAD WITHOUT BEING RUN OVER, SHOT BY THE COPS, OR RIDING MY FIXIE TO MY FOOD CART AFTER AN "INTO THE WOODS" VIDEO SHOOT?

WHOOPS, I JUST WROTE AN EPISODE OF "PORTLANDIA".

Ah, the brokest state in the country, or at least the most looted considering California itself used to be one the worlds largest economy's, is going to give the carbon cap and trade scam a try. If this actually becomes law it's going to be interesting to watch how the carbon trading scheme will make California much much worse. A prime example for the rest of the country, and world.

OMG, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? TERRORIST RACCOONS AND NO-CAPS IN GMN? THE END IS NEAR.

GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE! THAT IS ALL. MAYBE SEE YOU IN THE BUSY PORTLANDIA THREAD.