News Dec 21, 2010 at 8:01 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
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GOOD MORNING, SMIRK! GOOD MORNING, /B/TOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

WOW, SARAH! YOU SURE ARE UP EARLY. THE REPEAL OF DADT IS A BIG MORAL VICTORY FOR THE QUEER COMMUNITY, BUT DOESN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING FOR THE VAST MAJORITY OF THEM. THE ISSUE THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE CARED ABOUT IS THE DOMA BULLSHIT.
Graham on December 21, 2010 at 8:18 AM Report this
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HO HO HO BLOGTOWNERONIES!! WEARING A HELMET IS LIKE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH...NOT NECESSARY BUT YOU'RE BETTER OFF DOING IT THAN NOT.
McAngryPants on December 21, 2010 at 8:24 AM Report this
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THAT FOX HEADLINE SHOULD TOTALLY SAY "GET TO SHOWER" INSTEAD OF "MUST."
Reymont on December 21, 2010 at 9:02 AM Report this
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maybe they can pick up some grooming tips?
not Mel Gibson on December 21, 2010 at 9:06 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING! I HATE FOX. AT LEAST THEY'RE CONSISTENT, THOUGH, FOOLISHLY CONSISTENT. AND AS WE ALL KNOW, A FOOLISH CONSISTENCY IS A HOBGOBLIN WITH LITTLE MIMES.
Todd Mecklem on December 21, 2010 at 9:17 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING ALL! ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS OF AVOIDING ALL AREAS WHERE SHOPPING OCCURS! WHICH STATES HAVE THE DRUNKEST CYCLISTS, THOUGH?
tk. on December 21, 2010 at 9:43 AM Report this
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GOOD OL' MORNING, BL TO THE OGTOWN!
THOSE PUPPIES ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER AND THAT PICTURE HYPNOTIC.

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION OF THAT FOX HEADLINE; A SCENARIO IN WHICH A SARGE SCREAMS AT GRUNTS TO "GET IN THAT SHOWER WITH THOSE GAYS NOW, PRIVATE! YOU WILL SHOWER WITH THEM AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
TSW on December 21, 2010 at 9:47 AM Report this
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BTW, DO CLOUDY SKIS WORK BEST ON SLUSHY SLOPES?
Todd Mecklem on December 21, 2010 at 10:21 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING ALL! THAT FOX HEADLINE REMINDS ME OF THAT TERRIFIC SCENE FROM THE KIDS IN THE HALL'S "BRAIN CANDY": "ALL RIGHT, PRIVATE, YOU'RE GONNA RUSH OVER TO THAT TRENCH AND FUCK THOSE MEN IN THE ASS. WE'LL STAY BACK HERE AND MASTURBATE!"
cat & beard on December 21, 2010 at 10:34 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. AS I WAS READING THIS LIST OF NEWS, WHEN I SAW THE HELMET THING I THOUGHT I KNEW FOR SURE WHAT EVERYONE IN THE COMMENT SECTION WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT... THEN YOU WHAMMIED US WITH THAT FOX NEWS HEADLINE PICTURE! MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT THAT HEADLINE IS THAT THEY ALREADY WERE SHOWERING WITH GAYS.
BruceWang on December 21, 2010 at 10:40 AM Report this
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@TODD, DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT. I WAS GOING TO MAKE A "CLOUDY SKIS" JOKE!

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on December 21, 2010 at 10:49 AM Report this
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GOOD MORNING NEWS. I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT SPIDERMAN. I DID NOT EVEN SEE THIS KIND OF ACCIDENT COMING.
Fruit Cup on December 21, 2010 at 10:55 AM Report this
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OH, AND GOOD THING MIDDLE-AMERICA HOMOPHOBES DON'T BELONG TO GYMS. THEY MIGHT BE FORCED TO SHOWER WITH THE GAYS THERE LIKE THEY'RE IN BOOT CAMP.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on December 21, 2010 at 10:55 AM Report this
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SKIS > SKIES! BUT TYPO FIXED, THANKS!
s.mirk on December 21, 2010 at 11:09 AM Report this
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GOOD 11 MINUTES INTO THE AFTERNOON EVERYONE!

I ALWAYS WEAR BIKE HELMETS IN THE CITY. 4/15/96 I GOT HIT BY A CAR, LANDED ON MY HEAD, AND BROKE MY HELMET IN HALF. THANK YOU MR. HELMET.

humanclock on December 21, 2010 at 12:11 PM Report this
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I TOOK A BIKE HELMET WITH ME WHEN I VISITED HAVANA IN 2001 WITH GLOBAL EXCHANGE. I HAVE A RATHER LARGE HEAD AND FIGURED THAT I COULDN'T FIND ONE THERE THAT WOULD FIT ME. AS IT TURNS OUT, I BELIEVE THAT I WAS THE FIRST AND ONLY PERSON EVER TO RIDE A BICYCLE IN CUBA WHILE WEARING A HELMET. MOST PEOPLE THERE PROBABLY BELIEVE THAT REPORTS OF MY FABLED RIDE ARE SIMPLY AN URBAN LEGEND.
Todd Mecklem on December 21, 2010 at 12:23 PM Report this
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THE DUTCH LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I TRIED TO RENT A HELMET. IT WAS EXCITING WHEN I FORGOT THAT MY RENTAL BIKE ONLY HAD PEDAL BRAKES AND TOOK MY FEET OFF THE PEDALS WHILE "SLOWING" DOWN. THE WIND STREAMING THROUGH MY HAIR WAS AWESOME.
catbot on December 21, 2010 at 12:36 PM Report this
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HI EVERYONE! I THINK "SHOWERING WITH THE GAYS" WOULD MAKE A SUPER NEW REALITY SHOW.

"HEY STRAIGHT GUYS, NEED HELP DEALING WITH THAT UNWANTED BODY HAIR? IT'S TIME FOR SHOWERING WITH THE GAYS!"
pork chop on December 21, 2010 at 2:36 PM Report this
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"EVER WONDER WHY YOUR SKIN GETS SO DRY IN THE WINTER, AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON SHOWERING WITH THE GAYS!"
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on December 21, 2010 at 3:14 PM Report this
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"LEARN TO SNAP YOUR TOWEL IN THE LOCKER ROOM WITH TOP GUN PRECISION NEXT TIME ON SHOWERING WITH THE GAYS"
pork chop on December 21, 2010 at 3:40 PM Report this

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