Remember The Man Show on Comedy Central? Adam Carolla & Jimmy Kimmel objectifying women, fart jokes, midgets, etc.?
Anyway, they had a segment once where they pitched a fitness fad: The Don't Eat So Damn Much Diet. ...which was, I think, the most trenchant observation to come from that show.
Here we have a corollary: if you didn't eat so damn much you wouldn't have to stand in a field, bending one way or another while forcing laughter.
"A Twinkie is HOW many minutes of making an ass out of myself while trying to laugh? Fuck, nevermind.
Pass the kale."
Anyway, they had a segment once where they pitched a fitness fad: The Don't Eat So Damn Much Diet. ...which was, I think, the most trenchant observation to come from that show.
Here we have a corollary: if you didn't eat so damn much you wouldn't have to stand in a field, bending one way or another while forcing laughter.
"A Twinkie is HOW many minutes of making an ass out of myself while trying to laugh? Fuck, nevermind.
Pass the kale."