IT MAY NOT MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, BUT THIS IS A USEFUL REMINDER FOR ALL OF US. GRAB YOUR 2011 CALENDAR AND MAKE A NOTE FOR NOVEMBER 23: "TAKE IT EASY ON THE HOLIDAY FELLATIO."
THANKS FOR YOU CONCERN, GUYS! I'M BATTLING THIS STREP THE SAME WAY I BATTLE ALL MY ILLNESSES: ANTIBIOTICS, BOURBON (thx, Todd) AND OXYCONTIN. STREP? YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE!
P.S. THEY SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A HOLIDAY DEVOTED TO FELLATIO. FELLATIMAS?
AS I GET ALL OF MY MEDICAL ADVICE FROM THE INTERNET ANAGRAM SERVER, I PLUGGED IN "HUMPHREY HAS STREP THROAT" AND CAME UP WITH "HURT? TRY A PROMPT HASHEESH." SOUNDS PRETTY AUTHORITATIVE TO ME.
AN ALTERNATIVE TREATMENT PLAN IS ALSO HINTED AT: "PORT...A HEATHER...PUSS...RHYTHM."
IF I WERE YOU I'D STAY IN BED 24/7 AND TAKE A SHOT OF BOURBON EVERY 45 MINUTES. IN A WEEK YOU'LL EITHER BE GOOD AS NEW, OR DEAD.
MERRY KWANZAA AND STUFF!
NOVEMBER 23 IS MY BIRTHDAY. I AM JUST SAYING.
P.S. THEY SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A HOLIDAY DEVOTED TO FELLATIO. FELLATIMAS?
HOORAY FOR BEING BACK IN TOWN, BOO FOR SUPER-EARLY MORNING FLIGHTS. HAPPY POST-XMAS!
AN ALTERNATIVE TREATMENT PLAN IS ALSO HINTED AT: "PORT...A HEATHER...PUSS...RHYTHM."
YOUR CHOICE.