GOOD MORNING! HOW'S YOUR THROAT? IT'S SNOWING IN LAKE OSWEGO. THERE'S NO PENISES LIKE SNOW PENISES. LISTEN, IF I HACKED THE MERCURY'S EMAIL SYSTEM, IT WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT, NO NEED TO GET JOHN LAW INVOLVED. BTW, IS THERE A PRINT EDITION TODAY?
WELCOME BACK EWSH. YES, HE'S SICK, BUT IT WAS BROUGHT ON BY 11.8 MONTHS OF SHOUTING AND SCREAMING AT PEONS, MINIONS, AND SYCOPHANTS...THAT'S THE ONLY FORM OF "INTERNALIZING" ANGER HE BELIEVES IN.
HOW ARE YOU?!? DID YOU GET MY CHRISTMAS CARD? I MAILED ONE TO YOU AT THE OFFICE.
WHERE THE FUCKING SHIT HELL IS THE REST OF YOUR STAFF? ARE THEY TOO HUNGOVER AFTER THEIR WEEK-LONG BENDER TO DO ANY WORK OR POST FUNNY VIDEOS?!??
HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU GIVE SOMEONE LIKE GRAHAM OR CC A TIN STAR AND MAKE THEM DEPUTY BLOGTOWN POSTER FOR A DAY?
THE REST OF THE MERCURY STAFF IS SNOWED IN ALRIGHT...IN MOUNDS OF COCAINE AND SELF-CONTEMPT, AS USUAL
(ALSO WSH IS SICK (besides being sick in the head) AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WORKING. wtf?)
I think he does, ma'm.