News Dec 29, 2010 at 9:47 am

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GOOD MORNING, STEVE!

HOW ARE YOU?!? DID YOU GET MY CHRISTMAS CARD? I MAILED ONE TO YOU AT THE OFFICE.

WHERE THE FUCKING SHIT HELL IS THE REST OF YOUR STAFF? ARE THEY TOO HUNGOVER AFTER THEIR WEEK-LONG BENDER TO DO ANY WORK OR POST FUNNY VIDEOS?!??
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IF SNOOPING IN ON YOUR S.O.'S E-MAIL IS A FELONY, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO THE POLICE ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY EXES. ALL OF THEM.
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GOOD MORNING, STEVE!

HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME YOU GIVE SOMEONE LIKE GRAHAM OR CC A TIN STAR AND MAKE THEM DEPUTY BLOGTOWN POSTER FOR A DAY?
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GOOD MORNING! HOW'S YOUR THROAT? IT'S SNOWING IN LAKE OSWEGO. THERE'S NO PENISES LIKE SNOW PENISES. LISTEN, IF I HACKED THE MERCURY'S EMAIL SYSTEM, IT WAS ALL AN ACCIDENT, NO NEED TO GET JOHN LAW INVOLVED. BTW, IS THERE A PRINT EDITION TODAY?
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GOOD MORNING! SNOW VAGINAS AND/OR ASSES ARE STILL LEGAL, RIGHT?

THE REST OF THE MERCURY STAFF IS SNOWED IN ALRIGHT...IN MOUNDS OF COCAINE AND SELF-CONTEMPT, AS USUAL

(ALSO WSH IS SICK (besides being sick in the head) AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WORKING. wtf?)
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"I have a two-year-old, and he doesn't even know what that is!"

I think he does, ma'm.
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GOOOOD MORNING!!! ARE ALL, ALL THE NEWS TODAY HILARIOUS OR AM HIGH DUE TO 2 WEEKS OF CONTINUOUS RAIN???
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WELCOME BACK EWSH. YES, HE'S SICK, BUT IT WAS BROUGHT ON BY 11.8 MONTHS OF SHOUTING AND SCREAMING AT PEONS, MINIONS, AND SYCOPHANTS...THAT'S THE ONLY FORM OF "INTERNALIZING" ANGER HE BELIEVES IN.
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GOOD AFTERNOON! STEVE, DID YOU GET MY CHRISTMAS HANDY-GRAM? I SENT AN INTERN OVER...

Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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