GOOD MORNING! PLEASE DON'T BORE US WITH NEWS OF OLD SHIPWRECKS THAT GORDON LIGHTFOOT NEVER WROTE ANY SONGS ABOUT. WE NEED A NEW WRECK, A NEW WRECK WILL DRAW MORE PEOPLE IN.

GOOD FREEZING-FOG MORNING, BLOGTOWN! I'M FINALLY ALMOST OVER MY STUPID COLD, HOORAY! SADLY, THE "PROMISE" OF A POST-SCHOOL CAREER IS PROVING THIN FOR MOST PEOPLE AS WELL.

BTW, APROPOS OF NOTHING, I WENT SLUMMING RECENTLY AT THE STRANGER'S BLOG, "SLOG," AND FOUND THAT MOST PEOPLE THERE RESPOND TO COMMENTS USING THE NUMBER OF THE COMMENT RATHER THAT THE USERNAME OF THE AUTHOR. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SMOKING UP THERE, AS IF WE DIDN'T KNOW. IT'S TOUGH ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH PITHY, PISSY COMMENTS WITHOUT THEN BEING REFERRED TO AS "#2"!

GOOD MORNING ALL. I THINK SLOG HAD THE NUMBER SYSTEM WAY LONGER THAN WE HAVE.

IF WE HAD NESTED COMMENTS, WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS PICKLE.

COMMENTY COLIN IN 2012! MORE NESTS, LESS PICKLES!

@#3: WHATEVS!

@#6: :(

@#2-7 MATH IS HARD.

AND THAT MISSISSIPPI STORY WILL INEVITABLY BE THE WORST LIFETIME ORIGINAL MOVIE EVER.

AWWWWWW SHIT, WHAT UP PEOPLE. #9 HERE (IF I CAN TYPE THIS QUICK ENOUGH), GIVING A GOOD MORN TO EVERY BODY. K, LATER!

GOOD MORNING ALL. I'M SURPRISED I MADE IT IN TIME TO STILL SAY THAT. UM... OKAY THAT KODACHROME SHIT IS SAD. YEP.

@#6: YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE. ALSO, WHY DID YOU RESIGN?

GOOOOD MORNING!!!!! I JUST THINK WE ALL SHOULD GET BAR CODES WHICH WORK AND THAT WOULD BE OUR NAME EVERYWHERE SO IT WOULD SAVE US A LOT OF TIME EVERYWHERE SO WE COULD HAVE MORE TIME TO WATCH TV!!!!

NOT AS IN "HELLO BAR CODE", BUT THE BAR CODE ITSELF WOULD HAVE OUR/MY NAME SO IT WOULD BE EASIER TO LOG IN AND PAY FOR STUFF AND STUFF!!! THE QUESTION IS WHEN???!!!

How can I get my camera to make backward running cat movies like that ?

I think everyone in prison should have spare organs removed. It will make them less violent.

@#15: WAIT'LL YOU SEE THE ONE WHERE SHE CLEANS UP HER OWN LITTERBOX. HILARIOUS!