Raise your hand if you did not make out with another student in a band room or broom closet in middle school.

....no hands? That's what I thought.

Sometimes I miss 1972. Nixon was president, but you could cop a feel under the desk in 6th grade and not have to worry about a lifetime of sex-offender registry. A smack with the ruler, a trip to the office, and a shared naughtiness/excitement that reinforced your behavior enough to where you wanted to meet your more-than-willing "victim" under the bleachers after school.

Kids today have it so rough.

Too true Charlie.

Those amps and guitar cases do sure make girls Horny...

Wow. So now every person has to be 18 before even getting to second base? Is first base a crime also? If this were at all enforceable, we'd have one repressed, inexperienced generation in a few years.

Jury trial -- Lets see them get a jury of 13 year old peers.