What I learned from this whole experience is that yes, Portland is a total scam.

Just as bad as cheap, profit-driven aggregators like this:

http://theportlander.com/

"It's hard enough to parse out what's a legitimate news site online, without skeezy companies trying to disguise their websites as TV news."

No it's not; unless you're an old person or missing part of your brain

Can $97 Really Turn Into $67.95? Send me $29.05 and find out!

The lesson here is that you shouldn't read USA Today.

Portland mom loses 87 pounds and whitens her teeth with this one weird tip, Newschannel 7 reports.