GOOD MORNING! CAT EXCREMENT, DEAD DOG, EYE OF NEWT GINGRICH, AND...NOW WHAT WAS THAT LAST INGREDIENT, TARTAR SAUCE OR CREAM OF TARTAR? VERY IMPORTANT NOT TO GET THAT WRONG!

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I AM GLAD OBAMA IS GOING ON BILL'S SHOW. ALTHOUGH A WASTE OF TIME FOR MOVING THE COUNTRY FORWARD, I FEEL A LOT OF FOX'S VIEWERS DON'T EVEN KNOW OBAMA, THEY ONLY KNOW HIM VIA TALKING HEAD COMMENTARIES.

CAN WITCHES PREDICT THE FUTURE? I AM NOT A WITCH, BUT I SO TOTALLY KNOW THAT POST NUMBER #9 BELOW THIS ONE IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.

DOES THAT WOMAN IN THE PICTURE WEIGH THE SAME AS A DUCK?

GOOOOD MORNING EVERYOOONE!

AM SO HAPPY FOR THE DISPRIVILEGED WITCHES OF ROMANIA UNTIL NOW (THEY AREN´T DISPRIVILEGED NO MORE BECUZ THEY PAY TAXES NOW), ANYWAYS, THIS IS THE YEAR THAT I GOT OVER MY TAROT AND HAND READING PHOBIA!!! WITCHES DO THAT, DON´T THEY? SOME OF THEM? COME ON!!!

MR OBAMA SUPER FORCE IS GONNA BE FUNNNY BEING INTERVIEWED BY THE O`REALLY FACTOR, AM SO GONNA BUY THE DVD!!!!

GOOD MORNING JERKS! "OIL GET YOU", THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY.

GUESS HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO GO IN THE COMMENTS OF THAT SUBARU ARTICLE ON OREGONLIVE BEFORE YOU SEE A "JOKE" ABOUT LESBIANS?

@CAT_&_BEARD: ISN´T BECUZ SUBARUS COME IN FAMILY STYLE BIG ASS CARS FOR BIG FAMILIES SO THEY CAN LIKE GO TO A FIELD AND PULL ALL THE SITS OUT AND HAVE AN AMAZING ORG***? COME ON, THAT´S FOR EVERYONE, NOT JUST LESBIANS!!!!

- JUST THINK AT WHAT POINT WE HAVE ARRIVED, THAT WE HAVE TO HIDE IN THE OPEN INSIDE CARS TO CARRY OUT OUR ORG*** FROM THE POLICE -

AM CAR IMPAIRED, THAT´S WHY I DON´T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SUBARUS, APART FROM THAT THEY HAVE GREAT GAS/MILEAGE RATE. THANK YOU.

LEAKY - BONGHITS FOR BREAKFAST???

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT OIL STORY. IT'S IN THE OXYMORONIC "XTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR"!
EVEN IF THE METHANE IS GONE IT STILL DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR ALL THE OTHER PETROL BY-PRODUCTS STILL IN THE WATER. DOMINIONIST BS!!!!!

SUBARUS USED TO GET GOOD MILEAGE UNTIL THEY MADE THE BRAINDEAD DECISION TO GO ALL WHEEL DRIVE ALL THE TIME. I ONLY NEED MY AWD DURING THE ONCE-A-YEAR SNOWPOCALYPSE, SUBARU, NOT WHEN I'M COMMUTING TO MY JOB IN THE BURBS IN JULY!!

ABUSIVE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND PRINT MEDIA OR RELIGION, AS PROVEN HERE.

@ABUSIVE!!!: NOOOOO!, JUST TRYING TO GET THE FACTS RIGHT AND THE INSIDE SCOOP, EVEN IF IT´S DUUUURTY!!! :P

GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN AND FRIENDS. I THINK INSTEAD OF JULIAN ASSANGE GETTING A BOOK DEAL, BILL HADER'S IMPERSONATION OF JULIAN ASSANGE SHOULD GET A BOOK DEAL. I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY READ EITHER BOOK, BUT I MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO GRAZING THROUGH THE LATTER OPTION AT A BOOKSTORE.