News Jan 11, 2011 at 9:25 am

Good Morning News!

Sarah Mirk
Back to article

Comments

1
If Fox News hosts are going to have to start making their arguments intellectually, there's going to be a lot of dead air on the channel.
dimitrir on January 11, 2011 at 9:34 AM Report this
2
@DMITRIR - THIS IS GMN! CAPSLOCK OR DIAF! YOU KNOW THE DRILL!

AND GOOD MORNING ALL! ANYONE STILL BETTING ON SNOWMAGEDDON 2011 TODAY?
Reymont on January 11, 2011 at 9:52 AM Report this
3
GOOD MORNING ALL. I'M COUNTING ON THE SNOW LORDS TO GET ME OUT OF A 5:30 MEETING.

PRAY FOR COLIN.
Commenty Colin on January 11, 2011 at 9:56 AM Report this
4
GOOD MORNING. SO HUNG OVER. WHY DO THEY MAKE BOOZE SO DELICIOUS?
McAngryPants on January 11, 2011 at 10:02 AM Report this
5
IF SNOW LORDS AND TIME LORDS DECIDED TO CO-EXIST WE COULD FINALLY SETTLE THAT PESKY ISSUE OF THE DALEKS KILLING ALL THE BIRDS IN ALABAMA!
Odin on January 11, 2011 at 10:13 AM Report this
6
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. FUNNY ENOUGH, THIS BEING PORTLAND, SOMEONE ALREADY CANCELED A 3PM MEETING BECAUSE OF THE SNOW.

AND MY HEAD IS STILL THROBBING FROM THE DUCKS' LOSS.
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 11, 2011 at 10:23 AM Report this
7
@DMITRIR: CL OR GTFO!!!

GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?!?

I HAD A PROFESSOR EMAIL THE CLASS YESTERDAY TO LET US KNOW THAT THE SNOW THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAPPEN TODAY WOULDN'T IMPACT THE CLASS THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. I DON'T EVEN.
Graham on January 11, 2011 at 10:38 AM Report this
8
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

@OREGOMETRY: I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY MORTGAGE WOMAN AND SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FORTHCOMING SNOW, I HAD NOTHING TO ADD TO THE DISCUSSION SO I MADE A REFERENCE TO 'A COMMENT I SAW ONLINE', BUT I DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANY CREDIT BY NAME. I HOPE THIS IS OK. SHE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY SINCE SHE IS FROM MONTANA.
humanclock on January 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM Report this
9
@Graham and Reymont: I've never been terribly sheep-like.
dimitrir on January 11, 2011 at 10:49 AM Report this
10
HI BLOGGINSES!

HOPE YOU ARE WELL!

TO SAY PORTLAND OVERREACTS TO EXTREME WEATHER IS A COMPLETE MI-SNOW-MER!!
TSW on January 11, 2011 at 10:56 AM Report this
11
@DMITIRIR: THEN YOU NEED TO GTFO
Graham on January 11, 2011 at 10:59 AM Report this
12
GOOD MORNING ALL!

BEST BIT FROM THAT ARTICLE ABOUT THE FOX NEWS HEAD: "Roger Ailes... In an interview with the hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons". HUH?
Stu on January 11, 2011 at 11:02 AM Report this
13
@HC: COMPLETELY FINE. I'M PRETTY SURE ALL GMN COMMENTS ARE FULLY IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.

@DMITRIR: GTFO!
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 11, 2011 at 11:19 AM Report this
14
I'm going to sit here and spout old retarded memes while pretending this is my personal 4chan board.

Man, isn't it fun to wait for the morning news thread everyday and 'tard it up with capslocks and shouting hello to my e-buddies?

Wubbles on January 11, 2011 at 11:31 AM Report this
15
SORRY I'M LATE! DON'T DISS OLD RETARDED MEMES, HURP! YOU'LL BE ONE YOURSELF SOMEDAY.
Todd Mecklem on January 11, 2011 at 12:18 PM Report this
16
@GOOOOOD MORNING ALLLL!!!

AM STAYYIING ALLLL DAY IN BED, JUST IN CASE SOME ONE CARES, DOING HAPPILY MY THING. WATCHING TV RERUNS!

I THINK IF WE ASK VERY NICELY TO THE POOR PEOPLE WHO COULDN´T AFFORD THE CAPS KEY IN THEIR KEYBOARD TO BORROW ONE FROM THEIR NEIGHBOR, OR A KEYBOARD FOR THE OCCASION, IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE!!!! THAN YELLING TO THEM GTFO NOOOOOW!!!! IM WITH YOUU Y`AALLL!!!

I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY RUDE LANGUAGE DIRECTED TOWARDS THE LADIES BUT SOME DUDES GOT SOME BEFOGED PICTURES AS AVATARS!!! AND THE OTHER WAY AROUND TOO!!!
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on January 11, 2011 at 12:24 PM Report this
17
@TSW-good one, and I'm using later, so there!
on January 11, 2011 at 12:34 PM Report this
18
GOOD MORNING ALL! PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:

SNOWMAGEDDON
SNOWLOCAUST
SNOW LONG, SUCKERS
MECHA SNOWZILLA
2011: A SNOW ODYSSEY
AND YOU WILL SNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD

cat & beard on January 11, 2011 at 12:35 PM Report this
19
IF BLOGTOWN EXISTED 30 YEARS AGO WHEN THE APPLE //+ COMPUTER CAME OUT, THE ONLY WAY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE THE ABILITY TO BE TOLD TO GTFO WOULD BE TO SPEND A FEW HUNDRED DOLLARS ON HARDWARE UPGRADES TO GET THOSE PRECIOUS LOWER CASE LETTERS.
humanclock on January 11, 2011 at 1:01 PM Report this
20
@HURP D DURP: AREN'T YOU JUST THE MOST PRECIOUS DARLING! GOOD JOB ON COMPLAINING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE HAVING FUN. NOW CAPSLOCK OR GTFO.
Graham on January 11, 2011 at 1:12 PM Report this
21
IF YOU DON'T LIKE CAPS LOCKS FOR GOOD MORNING NEWS PLEASE GO BACK TO OREGONLIVE.COM :P
McAngryPants on January 11, 2011 at 1:36 PM Report this
22
@THE SHOWSTOPPER,
THANKS, AND FREELY USE, BUT CAPSLOCK IS REQUIRED IN THE GOOD MORNING NEWS THREAD OR PROCEED TO ("GET"), IN THE SPIRIT OF PREJUDICIAL ADAMANCE ("THE FUCK") OUST YOURSELF AND CEASE ALL FUTURE CORRESPONDANCE IN THIS PARTICULAR THREAD ("OUT").
TSW on January 11, 2011 at 1:44 PM Report this
23
TSW IS BOTH ON FIRE AND AS COLD AS ICE.
Commenty Colin on January 11, 2011 at 2:58 PM Report this
24
@Graham. Sorry, officer, it won't happen again.
dimitrir on January 11, 2011 at 4:44 PM Report this
25
GOOD EVENING, BOGOTOGOS! I SO RARELY MAKE AN APPEARANCE; FIGURED I'D TRY A LITTLE HARDER. THE ICE IN ASSOCIATION WITH MY LEAD FOOT ALMOST LEAD TO ME KILLING A PEDESTRIAN 20 MINUTES AGO! MY BAD, PED! EVEN THROUGH THAT DO YOU KNOW WHAT I TOTES UNDERSTAND AND GENERALLY ACCEPT AS FACT???

CAPS IN GMN OR GTFO!!! JEEBUS!
amazonfemme on January 11, 2011 at 7:44 PM Report this
26
yeah. fun.
Wubbles on January 11, 2011 at 8:41 PM Report this

Please wait...

Comments are closed.

Commenting on this item is available only to members of the site. You can sign in here or create an account here.


Add a comment
Preview
Posted by (your name here)

By posting this comment, you are agreeing to our Terms of Use.

More In News

City of Portland to Form a Designated Climate Commission
Public Pleas to Save Portland Street Response Dominate City Budget Session
Portland City Council Candidates: District 3
Report: 315 People Died While Homeless in Multnomah County in 2022
Update: Officer Who Killed Man Outside NE Portland Food Processing Plant Identified
With the HollywoodHUB project, TriMet Embraces a New Vision for Public Transportation

Editors' Picks

Take Our Sassy-Ass Trivia Quiz About Exploding Whales, Vanishing Beer Fests, and... What Are We Doing with Your Dead Body?
POP QUIZ PDX: Fun Trivia About the Stench of Death, Desperately Boring Vegetables, and Let's Rename the Portland Business Alliance!
You Don’t Have to Be Drunk to Love Drunk Herstory
Coming August 21... It's the BIGGEST PORTLAND BURGER WEEK EVER! 🍔 👀
The Mercury's 48-Hour Drag-A-Thon Live Blog
Hilarious, Smarty-Pants Trivia about Portland Tycoons, Killer Robots, and Why Autumn SUCKS
Portland Mercury
is a proud member of the media network
Masthead Ad Info & Rates Jobs at Portland Mercury Contact Privacy Policy Terms of Use Takedown Policy
Support Portland Mercury
All contents © Index Newspapers LLC
PO Box 86208, Portland, OR 97286