Sports Jan 14, 2011 at 11:14 am

Let's Rename the Rose Garden!

Ezra Ace Caraeff
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The What-A-Burger Powerdome
Kroger Retail Food Chain Pavilion


ROM on January 14, 2011 at 11:31 AM Report this
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"Paul Allen has refused to pawn the naming rights to the Rose Garden."

Actually I think they've tried they just never found anyone willing to drop as much money as they wanted for it.
BlackedOut on January 14, 2011 at 11:33 AM Report this
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Found it

http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/20…
BlackedOut on January 14, 2011 at 11:37 AM Report this
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Dolphin III
Rusty! on January 14, 2011 at 11:43 AM Report this
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The Bimbos has already been taken by a minor league kickball team.
Tony Columbo on January 14, 2011 at 11:44 AM Report this
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A new name should be consistent with Portland's DIY ethos: The Crafty Wonderland Arena?
MightyToyCannon on January 14, 2011 at 11:57 AM Report this
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Can we call it the Veteran's Memorial Rose Garden, so we can knock down the bloody coliseum already?
Stu on January 14, 2011 at 11:59 AM Report this
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@BlackedOut I think if the franchise was serious about selling it would have happened way back in 2007.

@Rusty! +1
ezra on January 14, 2011 at 12:08 PM Report this
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Funemployment Arena
pork chop on January 14, 2011 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Overpriced Shithole
Abusive on January 14, 2011 at 12:13 PM Report this
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The Wieden + Kennedy Arena Your Arena Could Smell Like

The IFC Dome With A Bird On It That Is Art

Wounded Knee
Joe Streckert on January 14, 2011 at 12:17 PM Report this
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Acropolis Three-Dollar Steak Arena

Olive Garden O-Live! Coliseum

Oprah! Center
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 14, 2011 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Gilbert Arenas' Arena

Purina Arena

Can't believe no one has suggested:
Legacy Emmanuel Rose Quarter Medical Center
Commenty Colin on January 14, 2011 at 12:38 PM Report this
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Buffalo Exchange Presents The Clothes Garden

Pro's Fartin'

Pete Rose Garden & OTB
Commenty Colin on January 14, 2011 at 12:41 PM Report this
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The Red and Black
Todd Mecklem on January 14, 2011 at 12:41 PM Report this
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Goodwill on the Basketball Court

Ina Rose Garten

Portland Police Association Mental Health Center

New Old Lompoc New Name Old Arena
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 14, 2011 at 12:44 PM Report this
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Canzano's Cash Cow Palace
Sped on January 14, 2011 at 12:50 PM Report this
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The Mario Bros Garden
Fruit Cup on January 14, 2011 at 12:57 PM Report this
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The McMenamin's Old Rose Garden Inn

A boutique B&B/Brew Pub complete with an indoor gym and soaking pool, movie theater, and professional basketball court-- Fun for the whole family! Guests may select one of the beautifully restored locker-room suites (with shared bath) or one of the cozy and romantic Sky box suites. A whimsy charm will greet guests as they view the many old-world murals and original photos (some dating all the way back to 1996!) that adorn the walls of this classic, arena-style lodge. Perfect for the honeymoon or just a romantic get-away. Weekend guest don't need to worry about boring Blazers games as instead local band HILLSTOMP will play every Friday and Saturday night!
PRWalters on January 14, 2011 at 1:34 PM Report this
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Or just Chalupa Quarter
PRWalters on January 14, 2011 at 1:34 PM Report this
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Reynolds Optical Rose-Colored Glasses Garden
Courtney Ferguson on January 14, 2011 at 1:49 PM Report this
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Spartacus Man-Thong Pavilion
TSW on January 14, 2011 at 2:13 PM Report this
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Anyone else notice that when a company names a stadium the bankruptcy occurs within 5 years.
Rosy on January 14, 2011 at 2:17 PM Report this
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Powell's Arena Of Books

Ruth's Chris's Steakhouse's Bar & Grill & Arena

Quake Arena
cat & beard on January 14, 2011 at 2:25 PM Report this
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Rip Taylor's Rip City Spectacular
($8239f8h248cerfehjf23@&*@ebdjhb23f237OCDBO#BD*(# on January 14, 2011 at 2:37 PM Report this
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the arena at little beruit.
eric cantona on January 14, 2011 at 2:56 PM Report this
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Got Your Nose Garden, presented by Your Grandfather
ElGordo on January 14, 2011 at 2:57 PM Report this
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Vick Maelstrom's T-Shirt Guns Inc Arena

LEED-Certified Enormo-Dome

Arena Plex Domed Pavilion




ROM on January 14, 2011 at 3:00 PM Report this
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The Cervical Cap (we can shorten it to "the C.C." for a cool slang name)
Todd Mecklem on January 14, 2011 at 3:18 PM Report this
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@ Todd, I like your jib's cut. - CC
Commenty Colin on January 14, 2011 at 9:05 PM Report this

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