News Jan 18, 2011 at 8:23 am

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GOOD MORNING, NEWS! SOMEONE STOLE THE AZUL TEQUILA CART LAST NIGHT, PRETTY LAME! http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Food-cart-st…
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! I'M GLAD THE NEWS WAS UP SO EARLY TODAY. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HOW MUCH I HATED DICK CHENEY.
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GOOD MORNING SARAH! GOOD MORNING TK! I JUST HAD A BURRITO AT AZUL TEQUILA THE OTHER DAY. IT WAS REALLY GOOD (ALTHOUGH NOT AS GOOD AS LOS GORDITOS) AND THE GUY IN THE CART WAS A HANDSOME FELLOW INDEED. I HOPE THEY CATCH THE DIRTY THIEF
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I wish I could talk in technicolor, too.
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GOOD MORNING ALL!

FOR THE REST OF US NORMAL PEOPLE, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU DIDN'T QUALIFY FOR A HEART TRANSPLANT IF YOU WERE OVER 65. CHENEY IS 70 THIS MONTH. BUT HEY, WE ALL KNOW HE'LL GET ONE ANYWAY. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY OUR "BEST IN THE WORLD" HEALTHCARE SYSTEM WORKS.
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GOOD MORNING, DENIS! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVEYRONE?!?

EVERYTIME I'D GO TO THE 50TH AND DIVISION FOOD CARTS, I'D JUST END UP AT GORDITOS. THEY EXHIBIT SOME SORT OF GRAVITATIONAL PULL WITH THEIR GIANT BURRITOS. IF THE OTHER CARTS WANT TO MAKE SOME BANK, THEY NEED TO BRIBE THE GORDITOS PEOPLE INTO MOVING ACROSS THE STREET.
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

ALL THIS BURRITO TALK IS GIVING ME THE MUNCHIES! SO SAD THEY STOLE THE AZUL TEQUILA CART! SAD!

YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS REFERRING TO THE YOUNG COMEDIAN (WAS HE???) APOLOGIZING FOR SLAVERY, I MEANT TO SAY "THE GLEN BECK SHOW", NOT THE O`REALLY FACTOR! 2 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS! BUSY DAY!
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GOOD MORNING! LATER TODAY I WILL ASK MY REPRESENTATIVE IN CONGRESS TO INTRODUCE THE "BIEBER CRUSHING EDITOR ACT" WHICH, ONCE PASSED WITH OVERWHELMING BIPARTISAN SUPPORT, WILL FINALLY END THE NATIONAL NIGHTMARE OF EDITORS WHO CRUSH ON JUSTIN BIEBER AND INFLICT ENDLESS ARTICLES AND BLOG POSTS ABOUT HIM ON THE HARDWORKING CITIZENS OF OUR GREAT NATION (AND THE SLACKERS TOO).
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GOOD MORNING ALL!

THEY FOUND THE FOOD CART, ALONG WITH $6K IN DAMAGES. AS IF THEY WEREN'T STRUGGLING WITH THE WINTER WEATHER ANYWAY...
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GOOD MORNING ALL, WELL THAT LSD VIDEO WAS AMAZING. (ALSO NO REAL UPDATES ON MY PUP YET, STILL WAITING FOR SOME TESTS)
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GOOD MORNING ALL,

I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY. THERE'S NO REASON TO LET OUR PETTY DIFFERENCES IN POLITICS KEEP US FROM BEING COMPASSIONATE TO THE MEDICAL NEEDS OF OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS.

JUST A TIP FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT'S DOCTORS: MY HEART LOOKS AND ACTS A LOT LIKE A LANDMINE FULL OF RAZORS.
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GOOD AFTERNOON. SORRY I'M LATE, SPENT THE MORNING SOUNDING LIKE WALTER SOBCHAK CUSSING AT SOME UNRULY CODE.

@GRAHAM, I AM WITH YOU, TRIED GOING TO THE FOOD CARTS BUT THE CHICKEN STACY BURRITO AT GORDITOS KEEPS CALLING ME

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