How come Sammie can't just say she saw the second season? Why does she need Ronnie to admit to that old stuff.

Before she can forgive Sammi needs to learn to love herself. Which will be hard because she totally sucks.

I thought you wrote "televised vacuum taste" for a second. You know, the television equivalent of what you taste after you vacuum: stale popcorn, skin flakes, beer and a hint of singed hair.

I made the mistake of watching a rerun of season 1 the other day...next thing I know I'm posted on the couch on a Saturday until 2pm watching the entire first two seasons as they re air on MTV. It's somehow a brilliant bit of television that fits the times. The thing that keeps popping in my head....How much lower can I get?

Dave,

I just saw a clip on The Soup from the new season and couldn't believe my fucking eyes. This show's up and running AGAIN? What? Seriously I had no idea.

Just when I thought I'd expunged the ick I see Sammi and who-the-fuck-ever STILL arguing about who's "fake." It all came back badly, inescapably, like awful brain herpes.

Dude, I don't think I can do it. I just don't. Can't. Must not. Hope I don't. Shame. Self-loathing. Don't make me. God help me. FUCK!