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GOOD MORNING, STEVE! GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN!

HOW IS EVERYONE?

CHARLEY SHEEN IS THE GREATEST LIVING AMERICAN!!!
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GOOD MORNING BLOGTOWN AND GRAHAM! I'M GOOD, I WON A BUFFY DVD SET AT THE LIBRARY BIRTHDAY SHINDIG LAST NIGHT, WOO! THANKS, DARK HORSE (AND MERC FOR THE HEADS UP)!

BUT I WOULDN'T MIND SAMPLING SOME WHISKEY FOR SCIENCE.
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GOOD MORNING.

CHARLIE SHEEN MAKES TOO MUCH FUCKING MONEY. WHY DO PEOPLE WATCH HIS SHOW?!?!?!!??!?!!?! I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SPEAKING OF TELEVISION, FINALLY NEW 30R AND P&R TONIGHT! BOO YEAH! WHAT A DAY.
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GOOD MORNING! WATCH FOR WHYTE AND MACKAY TO ADD TINY AMOUNTS OF THAT WHISKEY INTO A SPECIAL BLEND CALLED "SHACKLETON'S CACHE" OR SOME SUCH. SAD THING IS I MIGHT EVEN BUY A BOTTLE IF IT'S UNDER $50 (WHICH IT WON'T BE).

THIS CHARLIE SHEEN NEWS IS GETTING TIRESOME. SOMEBODY DUMP SOME SALTPETER IN HIS MARTINI, PLEASE. THOUGH THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA ECONOMY MAY THEN SLUMP ALONG WITH HIS DICK.
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GOOD SOMETHING, SOMEBODY. TODAY I'M GONNA-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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"OUT ON E 102ND AVE, A DRIVER CRASHED INTO AN AMBULANCE AND DIED."

SO WE SHOULD BAN HEADPHONES ON BICYCLES, AMIRIGHT?
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.

@JONESER: THAT YOU FOR THE HEADS UP ABOUT 30R.
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OK, NO COFFEE YET, 'THANK YOU' FOR THE HEADS UP, UNLESS 'THAT YOU' IS A GREATER COMPLEMENT.
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GOOD MORNING ABORTED FETUS TOWN!

IDEA: AT HALF TIME OF TONIGHT'S BLAZER GAME, BLAKE GRIFFIN SHOULD SPIN DUNK AN ABORTED FETUS
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GOOD MORNING, DUDES!

IF YOU ARE WELL, I AM WELL! IF YOU ARE NOT WELL, I AM NOT WELL!

POLLS JUST RELEASED SHOW MY BLOGTOWN APPROVAL RATING AT ABOUT HALF THAT OF OBAMA'S!


I'LL TAKE IT!!!


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Who thinks that crossing I-5 is a good idea? Good grief, this happens too much.
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I CAUGHT A PORTION OF THAT ABORTION STORY THIS MORNING. TRULY HORRIBLE. I WON'T READ THE WHOLE THING.
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GOOD DAY ALL. FINALLY P&R IS BACK!

ALSO, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SPEND $26K IN A WEEKEND ON ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A CAR OR A HOUSE, LET ALONE HOOKERS?

NOW CAN YOU IMAGINE SPENDING IT ON HOOKERS? I THINK I'D BE FAR TOO CONCERNED ABOUT THE MONEY TO ENJOY ALL THE HOOKING.

... WHICH I SUPPOSE IS ONE WAY YOU CAN TELL ME APART FROM CHARLIE SHEEN.
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HEY JONESER & CC - DON'T COUNT OUT COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELARIOUS. JUST ASK PROF. STEVEN HUMPERTON MD. HE LUVS IT MORE THAN BIEBER SKEET!
I PLAN ON PARKING MY RUMP IN FRONT O' THE TEEVEE FOR HOURS TONIGHT (errr...ummm....unlike last night..........)
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GOOOOOOOD MORNING ALL!!! AFTER YESTERDAYS SHOCKING POSTS I ENJOYED A LATE EVENING AND WENT TO SLEEP WHEN THE SUN WAS COMING UP!!! (THERE, A FEW POEMS LINES FOR FREE THAT CAN BE USED AS LYRICS TOO IN A SONG COURTESY OF GOOD OL` LEAKY) - WAS WORKING INTERMITTENTLY INTO THE NIGHT -

I REALIZED IF I DIE, I WILL DIE LAUGHING OR SOMETHING FUN AND NOT AMBIGUOUS SO ME TOO, AM GONNA PLACE ALL MY RESOURCES IN THE TV WATCHING DEPARTMENT THIS DAY. MAYBE WILL GET AGGRO AND GRAB A CONTROLLER AND CRACK A FEW VIDEO GAMES.

HOPE EVERYONE IS MORE THAN ALRIGHT! DO WE HAVE NEWS ON THE PUPPY WHO WAS SENT TO THE NAZI VET? IS HE ALRIGHT ALREADY?
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@ ABUSIVE: OF COURSE! I LOVE COMMUNITY AS WELL, IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE A NICE ACRONYM SO I DITCHED IT IN MY FIRST POST.