GOOD MORNING! HOW DARE YOU CALL JUDD APATOW "SENOR BUTT SORE." THE PROPER TERM IS "SEÑOR BUTT SORE," WITH AN EÑE, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO TYPE, ALT-164 OR 165 DEPENDING ON THE CASE, BUT SOMEONE WAS HURRYING TO GET TO A KID'S B-DAY PARTY AND COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO LOOK UP MR. ASCII CHART, AM I RIGHT?

Good morning William & Todd. A kids Birthday party at 10:30am is clearly cruel and unusual. OMG you are such a great dad! I hope you show some love to your dick pump later.
Also, a smack in the mouth should be routine for a routine traffic stop in Utah!

good morning i'm-going-to-a-kids-birthday-party-that-i-wasnt-actually-invited-to-town!

the merc should hire keith olbermann!

Also, that's señor butt sore, to you Ĥüṃᵽẖɍếỹ!

AT TODD: YOU ARE RIGHT. GOOD MORNING, ALL!!

@STEVE - "A STATE TROOPER SMACKS A WOMAN DURING A routine TRAFFIC STOP?" DID YOU EVEN READ THE FRICKEN STORY? THE VIDEO WON'T LOAD FOR ME, BUT THE ARTICLE SAYS THEY TRIED TO PULL HER OVER FOR DRUNK DRIVING AND SHE FLOORED IT. THERE WAS A HIGH SPEED CHASE, AND THEY FINALLY MANAGED TO PIN HER CAR BETWEEN TWO COP CARS. SHE WAS STILL FLOORING THE ACCELERATOR, SPINNING THE BACK TIRES AND TRYING TO GET AWAY. THE TROOPER HAD TO BREAK THE WINDOW AND SUBDUE HER. 'ROUTINE' MY ASS - AND IT'S RIDICULOUS TO PHRASE IT AS IF SOMEONE UP AND PUNCHED HER FOR NO REASON! SHE WAS BOOKED FOR DUI, ELUDING POLICE, RECKLESS DRIVING, ASSAULT, AND RESISTING ARREST. SHE'S LUCKY SHE DIDN'T GET SHOT!

I SAY 'GOOD MORNING,' SIR!