Hey Blogtownies, OregonLive.com Commenter "wookieloving" Puts All of You to Shame. (NOW UPDATED!) ((SWEET MOTHERFUCKING JESUS, UPDATED AGAIN!!!))

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Nah, I don't want him moving from OregonLive to here. Anything to dilute out the racism, vitriol, and stupidity on OL is appreciated.

I think we should start some kind of "adopt a column" program to get non-crazies commenting on their local newspaper websites.
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I prefer Blogtowners. Townies is indicative of the natives of a college town who work blue collar jobs as janitors at fancy math schools and how about them apples, etc...
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I've never liked "blogtownies."

I would prefer:

Niggling Crank Patrol

Incredulous Spittle Providers

Buttholes with Mouthholes

Grammar Nazis

Sound and Furies

Masters of the Useless Yak

Disagreeables

Wookies
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It's spelled 'wookiee'. With two e's. Jesus, how does anyone take this guy seriously with a typo like that in his username?!?
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Yeah, I don't like "Blogtownies" very much. I prefer "Honorary Mayors of Blogtown."
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"Blogtownies" is boring. I suggest we break into several cliques or social activity groups ala THE WARRIORS. There can be the "Blogtownarounadowners," made up of the cynical snarkers (I'd probably have to be in that group); the "Blogtownareenies" (young, look good in skimpy clothing, probably, if we could figure out who they really are, and we're trying); the "Blogtownawhothehellies" (people who post once and never again, or less than once a month anyway); and last as well as least the "Spandex" (Spindles/Andy from Beaverton Conservative/Libertarian Complex).
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I seriously agree with ROM because I have no one to disagree with.
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Name this internet community: Blogtown edition!

- Dirty Rotten Blogtowndrels
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City Blogtowncil
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Bob Geldof and the Blogtown Rats

The Blogtownerratti

Kanye West
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Merc Jerks
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Kiala Kazebee and Kompany
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Mercurytards
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Graham, um... can you read or do you not know what es look like? Just checking. I'm pretty sure this isn't serious... sad trombone. Actually, I know that for a fact.

Fuck yeah, WookieLoving!!! We knew you could do it!!!
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Oops, I take my first rebuke back... apologies, sir.
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Pie hole screamers and there automatic grammar correctors.

"The unbeatables"

"The Sweet Notes"

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Blogtrons

Motherfuckin' Charlie Blogtownson

Blo' Town Records

Kiala's Blogtown Irregulars

Blogtown Slim and his Blogtown Ramblers
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@LadyBirdOnBike: What? I don't even.
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Habitual Dickerers

Takers of Umbrage

Puns of Fun

Joy Despoilers

Petulant Pageview Generators

Kiala K-Bee & Her Sassy Razzers
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Blogtons

Uncommonters

Janelle Jeffries Fanclub

Snarks of the Covenant

Abunchofpeoplewhoreallyshouldbeworking

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K Beez Beezy Teezies.

DONE.
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Into the trash chute, Oregonian! Those wankers blocked me anyway!
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Reymont and the Portlandias.
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Whazup blogtownies! I'm into star wars and klingons and all that shit. Now gimme sasquatch action figure!!

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lol! sad but true... wookieloving was silenced and blocked on oregonlive... so much for freedom of speech from the oregonian :(
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Bloghamboners

Blogart A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers

Todd Mecklam's 20 Comments Per Day Club, Esquire
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by the way... whoever stole wookieloving name and is posting on here is a fake. (i am friends with the real one). shame on you for impersonating.
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I'd like to nominate Bob Loblaw's Law Blogtownies.
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Hey Equalrights4Ewoks! If what you're saying is true, then get the real Wookieloving to jump on here, and let's have a Wookie Off!
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I'm the real wookieloving - just had to add the extra e because some jerk stole my name (and picture, creepy - that picture is of an actual cardboard Chewbacca in my garage - so get out of my garage a-hole!)

Impersonators should be fed to the Rancor!
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lol! Wookie Off... is it me or does that sound perverted? :)
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Real Wookieloving would NEVER use the word 'wazup'. You know this Equalrights4Ewoks. She's too classy for that shit.
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I meant that to sound supportive, not bitchy... I swear, Equalrights!
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I agree, anyone that would say "wazup" is a vile gangster.
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@wookieeloving (with two e's) is a fake

I, the real wookieloving (with 1 e), am an avid star wars fan! My favourite star wars movie is wrath of khan and I own an original luke starwalker action figure in its original packaging

live long and prosper blogwoks (that blogtown + eewok (with two e's))
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Wazup was indeed the clincher. The fake should be IP banned.
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ugh, this facor is probably *SIGH* @bizarroezra and @evilWSH.

blogwoks is pretty good, though.
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You'll have to get in line, the next bet we're making involves at least eight marriage proposals.
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#1 Anony Mouse: Only a Pollock would say something that stupid!!!
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C'mon, c'mon...we need ANOTHER UPDATE!
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Listen, Spindick, Jackson Pollock was NOT stupid, even if his art was a little goofy. WISE UP!
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Listen, that's Mr. Spindick!
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fake wookie go away... quit trolling for attention. nobody cares about you. nobody likes you and nobody loves you. the more you post the more you show what a douche bag you are. We've already proven who the real wookiee is and the real wookiee is loved by all. all you can do is suck a fart outta my furry Ewok ass... and believe me, ewok farts are pretty foul... the dark side has nothing on me!
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Fred Armisen's Material.
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Ewoks are my friend :)
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Erik, If you met her, you'd wanna marry too. She's pretty hot and damn sassy!