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WAZZ UP! STARWARS-TOWN!

THOSE PROTESTERS NEED TO USE THE FORCE! & AT SPACE TACO BELLS, THEY USE EWOK MEAT!

NINETY DEGREES TO STARBOARD, MR SULU!!!!!
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD DAY TODAY.

ON A SIDE NOTE, WE NEED TO SERIOUSLY THINK ABOUT REWRITING THE WORD "REWRITTING" IN THIS POST.
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Err, Sam's Club isn't offering healthcare. They're offering a service of Nutritional Pig Latin, which, if you speak Nutritional Pig Latin, vaguely translates to, "thanks for the $99, now eat your damn vegetables. Fatty."
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ALTHOUGH SARAH, I MISSED OUT ON THE WHOLE WOOKIEE VS WOOKIE THING YESTERDAY, SO MAYBE THIS IS A TRENDD TOO STARTT DOUBLINGG UPP LETTERSS INN SOLIDARITYY FORR TEAMM WOOKIEE?
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@NIGHT MOVES:

NICE TO SEE THAT YOU CAN STILL GET RECEPTION IN YOUR 1960 CHEVY PARKED WAY OUT PAST THE CORNFIELDS, BUT YOU GOTTA USE SOME CAPS.
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GOOD MORNING TO ALL EXCEPT FAKE WOOKIELOVING, WHO SHOULD GO AWAY, IN FAVOR OF REAL AND AWESOME WOOKIEELOVING.

RE: RAHM: RESIDENCY REQUIREMENTS FOR ANY ELECTED OFFICE UP TO AND INCLUDING THE PRESIDENCY ARE STUPID AND ANTIDEMOCRATIC. IF THE ELECTORATE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHERE CANDIDATE X LIVED, THEY WON'T VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE: PROBLEM SOLVED.
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. CAN'T STOP THE UNIRAHMER!
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G'MORNING Y'ALL (EXCEPT ONE-TRICK BLOW PONY FAKE WOOKIELOVING... HEY DUDE, NO ONE LIKES YOU).
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL WELL TODAY. IT LOOKS LIKE RAHM IS ALREADY BACK ON THE BALLOT, THAT WAS QUICK.
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GOOD MORNING! THE NEW TACO BELL SLOGAN SHOULD BE: 36% BEEF, 64% MAGICAL UNICORN! AND WHO CAN PROVE IT ISN'T TRUE!

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BTW, I'M TIRED OF POSTING WITH MY REAL NAME, WATCH FOR ME UNDER MY NEW NOM DE BLOGTOWN, SNOOKILOVING.
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@HUMANCLOCK,
TYPPO FIXXED, THANNKS!

SNOOKILOVING! I LIKE IT!
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

I SURE HOPE THEY FIX THE FILIBUSTER. IT'S FILI-BUSTED! OH!

I MADE A PUN AND HATE MYSELF NOW.
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! @TODD, YOU BETTER SAVE THAT NAME NOW OR YOU'LL HAVE TO BE SNOOKIILOVING!
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P.S. I FEEL LIKE WOOKIELOVING IS TELLING ME TO GO NINETY DEGREES TO STARBOARD AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
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GOOD MORNING, BLTERS!

THIS WEEK IS STRESSING ME OUT AND IT'S ONLY TUESDAY. CAN IT BE VACATION TIME YET?
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GOOD MORNING, NEARLY ALL!!!

AM THINKING TOO ABOUT CHANGING MY NAME TO LIKE, "LEAKY: THE REBIRTH", OR SOMETHING.

THAT TACO BELL`S MEAT IS MADE OF PART UNICORN DOESN`T STRIKE ME AT ALL.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHED AT (WITH) THE ADD FOR "I.P MAN - 2" WHEN HE FIRST SAW IT???

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@LEAKY: IF THAT DOESN'T STRIKE YOU I'M SURE ONE OF US WILL VOLUNTEER.

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@Commenty Colin -- I like the cut of your jib so 2012 will be Putin vs. Palin just like the porn movie.
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HAHAHA :)
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HELLO BLOGTOWNCARS:

PORKCHOP: 36% MEAT, 67% BONE
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First my Mom's on Facebook, now the Pope. Where is the next hip new social networking site when I need it??